Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Young Wizard
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/”True Story”
The Haunting of Winchester House (2009)
Rating: ★★
Haunted House
Heartless (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Pacts with a Possible Devil Figure
High Plains Invaders (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Western/Alien Invasion
The Hills Run Red (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality
The Hole (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Kids Open a Portal/Young Adult Horror
Homeless Joe (2009)
Rating: ★★
Genetically Engineered Homeless Serial Killer
The Horde (2009)
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film
Horrid (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak
Horsemen (2009)
Rating: ★
Serial Killer Thriller
The House of the Devil (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Occult Sacrifice
Hulk Vs (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero Battles
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Surgeon Connects Human Bodies
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals
Ice Twisters (2009)
Rating: ★★
Disaster Movie
I’m Not Harry Jenson. (2009)
Rating: ★★
Psycho on a Tramping Expedition
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Magical Circus/Deals with the Devil
Imagine That (2009)
Rating: ★★
Stock Predictions from a Child’s Invisible Companions
Ink (2009)
Rating: ★★
Allegorical Dream Journey
The Invention of Lying (2009)
Rating: ★★
World Where Nobody Lies
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Cheerleader
Ju-on: Girl in Black (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Ghost Story
Ju-on: Old Lady in White (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Ghost Story
Kill Theory (2009)
Rating: ★★
People Imprisoned in an Elimination Game
Knowing (2009)
Rating: ★★
Prophecies of Disaster
Land of the Lost (2009)
Rating: 0
TV Series Comedy Remake/Prehistoric Lost World
The Land That Time Forgot (2009)
Rating: ★★
Prehistoric Lost World
The Landlord (2009)
Rating: ★★½
House of Demons/Horror Comedy
The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Fanboy Comedy
The Last Resort (2009)
Rating: ★
Sinister Abandoned Resort
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Rating: ★★
Jailed Genius Enacts Vigilante Justice
Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
Rating: ★★
Vampire Comedy
Leslie, My Name is Evil (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Manson Family Killings
Let Me Die Quietly (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Clairvoyance Thriller
Life and Death of Porno Gang (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Snuff Filmmaking
Life During Wartime (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Interwoven Dramas/Ghosts of Ex Boyfriends
Ligeia (2009)
Rating: ★
Modernised Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation
The Limits of Control (2009)
Rating: ★★
Cryptic Assignment/Surrealism
The Lodger (2009)
Rating: ★★
Modern-Day Jack the Ripper Killings
The Loved Ones (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Australian Psycho Prom Date Black Comedy
The Lovely Bones (2009)
Rating: ★
Murdered Girl Looks on From the Afterlife
Lunopolis (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Grand Conspiracy Mashup
Macabre (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Gore-Drenched Indonesian Backwoods Brutality
Malibu Shark Attack (2009)
Rating: ★★
Killer Shark Film
Malice in Wonderland (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Modernised Alice in Wonderland
Mariko Rose the Spook (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Gay Film/Ghost of a Drag Queen
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
Rating: ★
Giant Monsters
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Rating: ★★★
US Army’s Psychic Warfare Division Comedy
Moon (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Man Isolated on The Moon/Cloning Mystery
Mr. Nobody (2009)
Rating: ★★
Alternate Life Pathways
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Rating: ★
Slasher Film
My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Madness and Matricide/True Story
Necromentia (2009)
Rating: ★★
Hallucinations, Fetish and Gateways to Hell
Night at the Museum 2 (2009)
Rating: ★★
Museum Exhibits Come to Life
Night of the Demons (2009)
Rating: ★★
House of the Possessed Dead
Night of the Living Dead Reanimated (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Animated Night of the Living Dead Homage
Nine Miles Down (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Possible Borehole Opened to Hell by a Mining Operation
Ninja Assassin (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Martial Arts
Oblivion Island: Haruka and the Magic Mirror (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Adventures in a Magical Otherworld
Offspring (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Feral Cannibal Family
Ondine (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Man Fishes Up a Selkie
Orphan (2009)
Rating: ★★
Evil Child
Pandorum (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Space Mission Gone Wrong
Paranormal Entity (2009)
Rating: ½
Haunting Found Footage Film
A Perfect Getaway (2009)
Rating: ★★
Tourist Psycho-Thriller
The Phantom (2009)
Rating: ★½
Comic-Book Superhero
The Pit & the Pendulum (2009)
Rating: ★
Hypnotism Experiments/Killings
Planet 51 (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Human Astronaut Seen as an Invader on an Alien Planet
Platoon of the Dead (2009)
Rating: ½
Zombie Film
Portal (2009)
Rating: ★★
Motel in a Mysterious Timeloop
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Animal Transformation
Princess of Mars (2009)
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure
Psycho Shark (2009)
Rating: ½
Gonzo Killer Shark Film
Push (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Psychic Powers
Race to Witch Mountain (2009)
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake
[Rec] 2 (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Film/Found Footage
Red Riding (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Hunt for a Serial Killer
Red Sands (2009)
Rating: ★★½
US Soldiers in Afghanistan Encounter a Djinn
Repo Chick (2009)
Rating: ★
Repo Man Sequel
The Revenant (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Man Returns from the Dead Black Comedy
Rise of the Gargoyles (2009)
Rating: ★★
Monster Movie
The Road (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Grim Post-Holocaust Survivalism
Robo Geisha (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Geisha/Gonzo Bio-Mechanical Transformations
S. Darko (2009)
Rating: ★
Donnie Darko Sequel
Salvage (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Mass Insanity Outbreak
Saw VI (2009)
Rating: ★★
Killer’s Sadistic Games
The Scenesters (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Found Footage Parody
Screamers: The Hunting (2009)
Rating: ★½
Evolved Androids/Planetary Survival
The Second Best Science Fiction Film Ever Made (2009)
Rating: ★
War Between Mutated Astronauts
The Secret of Kells (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Celtic History and Mythology
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Sherlock Holmes vs Black Magic
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Sherlock Holmes Steampunk Adventure
Shorts (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Magic Wishing Stone
Skeleton Crew (2009)
Rating: ★★
Disturbed Film Director Recreates Snuff Movies
The Sky Has Fallen (2009)
Rating: ★★
Zombie Apocalypse
Snow White (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale Ballet Adaptation
Solomon Kane (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Puritan Era Sword and Sorcery/Robert E. Howard Adaptation
Someone’s Knocking at the Door (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Demonic Rapists