Age of the Hobbits (2012)

Age of the Hobbits (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
The Asylum Mockbuster/Epic Fantasy

A mockbuster from The Asylum that sets out to copy Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit such that Jackson and co sued, forcing The Asylum to change the title in several territories

Alligator (1980)

Alligator (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Alligator

Amid the spate of post-Jaws Animals Amok films, this, which comes armed with a John Sayles script and plays on the urban legend of baby alligators flushed into the sewers, was a rather enjoyable effort that plants tongue in cheek

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) poster
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Giant Snakes

A sequel to the Jennifer Lopez-starring Anaconda that manages to be even more ridiculous and cliche ridden than its predecessor to the point you frequently laugh it off the screen

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995)

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Spoof

Fred Olen Ray offers up a bimbo movie take on Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Where the original was an early feminist parable, Olen Ray offers up a giant woman whose only motivation is wanting a bigger set of breasts

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Atomically Mutated Crabs

One of the essential items in the cult of B-movie director Roger Corman. A cheerfully absurd atomic monster movie that comes with clear corners cut but played by Corman and cast with more seriousness than it deserves

Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)

Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Leeches Amok

A typical 1950s B monster movie. The first half creates an entertainingly torrid drama in the bayous, although when they eventually turn up the giant leeches never get to do much

Beginning of the End (1957)

Beginning of the End (1957) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Atomic Grasshoppers

Giant grasshoppers invade Chicago – what’s not to like? A sterling example of the 1950s atomically enlarged insect film from Bert I. Gordon who found his calling make cheap giant animals/people films during this era.

Class of Nuke ‘Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Bad Taste Splatter and Mutations/Troma Film

The first sequel to the Troma hit and with all of the usual bad taste and moron humour you associate with a Troma film, but also better produced then most their films

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Drug Addled Invading Alien Crabs

Another of the films inspired by Cocaine Bear, this features an invasion by alien crabs that become wired on cocaine. It is hard to tell if this is being deliberately ridiculous or not

Croczilla (2012)

Croczilla (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Crocodile

The late 2000s brought a spate of giant crocodile amok films that included some really good efforts like Rogue and Black Water. This is a belated entry from China, featuring some surprisingly good CGI effects

Damnation Alley (1977)

Damnation Alley (1977) poster
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Post-Apocalyptic Trek

Disastrous adaptation of the Roger Zelazny novel where the story of a Hell’s Angel on a trek across the post-apocalyptic wasteland is recast with a G.I. and a girl and kid along for the journey, plus the addition of giant mutant cockroaches

Deadly Eyes (1982)

Deadly Eyes (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Rats

James Herbert was a writer of extraordinary ferocity and gore-drenched extremes. This is an adaptation of his first book The Rats where all the ferocity has been watered down to a standard Animals Amok film

Digby, The Biggest Dog in the World (1973)

Digby, The Biggest Dog in the World (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Dog/Children's Film

British children’s film in which a dog is made giant sized after being fed a growth formula by scientist Spike Milligan. Amiable but nothing great

Goosebumps (2015)

Goosebumps (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Writer's Creations Unleashed

A film based on the hugely popular children’s horror series. The film creates a story where the creatures from all the books are unleashed. This is fun to watch, yet what we ultimately have is easy, undemanding horror for family audiences

Gorath (1962)

Gorath (1962) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rogue Planet on a Collision Course with Earth

One of the other films from Godzilla creator Ishiro Honda. This has been incorrectly identified as a Japanese giant monster film but is mostly a colourful space opera about a rogue planet

Graveyard Shift (1990)

Graveyard Shift (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Rat/Stephen King Adaptation

From a Stephen King short story about mill workers facing a giant rat, this has become one of the most ridiculed of all King adaptations. Everything takes place with absurdly over-the-top melodrama

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The Hobbit became Peter Jackson’s equivalent of the Star Wars prequels and this is the weakest work he has produced under the J.R.R. Tolkien banner. Five picaresque chapters of the book are extruded into bloated set-pieces

It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955)

It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Atomic Octopus

An early film from cult stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen. Here he seems to have been given orders to copy the basics of his earlier The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and offers up the tale of a giant atomically-mutated octopus

Jaws of Satan (1981)

Jaws of Satan (1981) poster
Rating: ½
Satanically Empowered Killer Snakes

This seems to have been slung together as a mash-up of Jaws and the 1970s fad for occult films. Ridiculous and badly made on all levels, no more so than the climax with a giant snake conducting a devil worship ceremony

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) poster
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Jules Verne Adaptation/Island of Giant Fauna

Sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth, a supposed adaptation of Jules Verne’s Mysterious Island and a consistently silly, nonsensical film that operates at the level of a children’s cartoon

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) poster
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Underground Adventures/The Asylum Mockbuster

A mockbusters from The Asylum made to coincide with the big-budget Brendan Fraser film. Resemblance to the Jules Verne book fairly much ends at the title

Jungle Run (2021)

Jungle Run (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
The Asylum Mockbuster/Adventure Film

This was The Asylum’s mockbuster copy of Disney’s Jungle Cruise and is a similar kind of adventure film. However, this proves far more entertaining than what you expect

King Kong Escapes (1967)

King Kong Escapes (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Ape/Japanese Monster Movie

Toho Films obtained the rights to King Kong to pit him against Godzilla in King Kong Vs Godzilla and then made this entertainingly silly sequel where Kong fights a robot copy of himself

Konga (1961)

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Mad Scientist/Giant Killer Ape

Herman Cohen production with Michael Gough as a mad scientist who creates a giant ape. Aside from Gough’s entertainingly mad performance, this is killed by incredibly tatty effects

Lake Placid (1999)

Lake Placid (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Crocodile

David E. Kelley, better known as a high-profile tv producer, turns his hand to writing a killer crocodile film, although the result never ends up satisfying either as a monster movie or the jokey tone Kelley wants to take

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films. This is the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows his tendency to visual effects bloat to take over

Love and Monsters (2020)

Love and Monsters (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Journey Across a Post-Apocalyptic World of Giant Animals

A nerdy guy sets out across a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with giant animals to be with the girl of his dreams. This sound promising in description but suffers an identity crisis on screen

The Magic Crane (1993)

The Magic Crane (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hong Kong Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Another entry in the Wu Xia cycle. By this time most of the moves of the genre have been used so this goes to wild extremes to find some type of originality

Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Fish Amok

If you could take it seriously, Mega Piranha would be a strong contender for a bad movie; however, its awareness of its own absurd shortcomings becomes its saving grace. The sight of giant piranha skipping down rivers and impaling themselves in the sides of buildings has an appealing delirium

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)

Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Animals Amok

The Asylum had hits with Mega Python vs Giant Shark and Mega Piranha, both featuring former teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as the leads. This pits both Tiffany and Debbie together in an epic bitch-fight against the backdrop of clashing giant animals with rather entertaining results

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) poster
Rating: ★½
Giant Monsters

The first sequel to The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and marginally a better film. This is less sparing with the cheap effects, while in every other regard it plants tongue-in-cheek and tries to make a virtue out of the sheer ridiculousness of the action

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) poster
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Giant Monsters

The Asylum’s first venture into the gonzo shark movie that would spin off a series of sequels and culminate in the Sharknado phenomenon. Despite one of the great attention grabbing titles of all time, this is an unmemorable affair

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Shark vs Giant Robot Shark

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself. Here the Mega Shark series is starting to approach the entertaining silliness of their Sharknado films but still flounder amid tatty effects

Monster from Green Hell (1957)

Monster from Green Hell (1957) poster
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Giant Mutated Wasps Amok

Possibly the worst film to be made out of the 1950s giant bug cycle concerning giant wasps marauding in Africa. All the dramatic scenes are composed of scenes cannibalised from other adventure films, while the effects have a shoddiness that frequently reduces you to laughter

Mosquito (1995)

Mosquito (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Insects

A ridiculously stupid giant bug film, albeit not unentertainingly so. This is a monster movie that has been premised solely on the provision of ridiculous creature effects every few minutes and very little else that one can take seriously beyond that

Mysterious Island (1961)

Mysterious Island (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Amid the fad for Jules Verne adaptations of the 1950s/60s, we had this version of Verne’s desert island story, which has been pumped up with the addition of giant-size Ray Harryhausen animals and insects

Mysterious Island (2005)

Mysterious Island (2005) poster
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Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Hallmark tv mini-series adaptation of Jules Verne’s desert island drama featuring no less than Patrick Stewart as Captain Nemo. This sinks badly amid incredibly shoddy giant animal digital effects

The Mysterious Island (2012)

The Mysterious Island (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Desert Island Survival/Time Warp

About the ninth film version of Jules Verne’s desert island survival story. This doesn’t add the giant animals/insects other versions do, although we still get a number of wild sf elements the original book never had. Problem though is that the film never adds enough to make proceedings very interesting

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rejuvenation Formula Comedy

Sequel to the Eddie Murphy remake of The Nutty Professor. That film’s tour-de-force was a scene with Murphy playing all the members of his family. Here the family have been brought to the fore. Murphy’s performance and the effects are expectedly great but the plot is all over the place

Piranhaconda (2012)

Piranhaconda (2012) poster
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Giant Hybrid Snake

Amid the spate of deliberately ridiculous monster movies of the 2010s, we have also seen a fad for absurd hybrid creatures. In actuality, the piranhaconda is just a giant snake – and served by some incredibly bad effects in this negligible effort from B-budget hack Jim Wynorski

Queen Kong (1976)

Queen Kong (1976) poster
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Sex-Reversed King Kong Parody

A spectacularly terrible film. Designed to exploit the 1976 remake, this offers up a sex-reversed parody of King Kong – only the Kong producers didn’t see that way and sued to stop the film being released. Robin Askwith, the star of the softcore Confessions films, engages in a romance with a female Kong amid excruciating puns

Rampage (2018)

Rampage (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Giant Animals Amok

The idea of Dwayne Johnson facing a giant gorilla in an adaptation of a 1980s arcade game doesn’t exactly shout out Academy Award material; on the other hand, appreciated as a zero expectation cartoon of a film and the mindless mass destruction spectacle it is, this works in a goofily entertaining way

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977)

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The third of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, this came out the same year as Star Wars and Harryhauden’s stop-motion animated creatures look much more flat in comparison

Snake Outta Compton (2018)

Snake Outta Compton (2018) poster
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Film Parody

As with numerous examples in the zombie and killer shark film of recent, the idea has been to parody an existing title with the addition of a monster and a pun on the original’s title. Essentially what we have is a Scary Movie-like parody of the true-life rapper tale Straight Outta Compton but with the addition of a giant snake

Snakes on a Train (2006)

Snakes on a Train (2006) poster
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Snake Vomiting Curse/Snakes Amok

The first of The Asylum’s mockbusters intended as a soundalike copy of Snakes on a Plane, this ends up defeated by low-budget and one of the most absurd premises of any film in recent memory

The Son of Kong (1933)

The Son of Kong (1933) poster
Rating: ★★½
King Kong Sequel

The 1933 King Kong is a landmark classic Yhis sequel was quickly produced soon after its success,. While the original created a monster movie fairytale, this plays everything for maximum cuteness – it is essentially King Kong mounted as a children’s film

Spasms (1983)

Spasms (1983) poster
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Psychic Link with a Giant Snake

A 1980s film that was sold around a single air bladder makeup effects scene where a man swells up and explodes from a snakebite. That and the entirely risible premise of Oliver Reed as a billionaire who has a psychic link with a giant snake

Spider in the Attic (2021)

Spider in the Attic (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Spiders

From incredibly prolific B-budget British producer/director Scott Jeffrey, a film about a radio broadcaster who ventures to the home of a scientist to find it overrun by genetically engineered spiders

Spiders (2000)

Spiders (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Spiders

In a whole bunch of ways this – plausibility being a big one of them – is a bad film. On the other hand, it does boast an entertaining array of giant spiders all emerged from a space shuttle crash

The Strange World of Planet X (1958)

The Strange World of Planet X (1958) poster
Rating: ★½
Amok Scientific Experiment/Giant Insects

1950s British science-fiction entry that draws influence from the Quatermass films. While the title(s) leads you to expect an alien invasion entry, it is in actuality more of a British copy of a giant insect film. A routine effort that is eventually done in by utterly impoverished giant insect effects