Action Replayy (2010)

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Rating: ★★
Bollywood Version of Back to the Future

Bollywood film that is a blatant copy of Back to the Future with the young hero going back in time to prevent his parents from divorcing. Lame comedy routines but some extremely colourful song and dance numbers

Alferd Packer: The Musical (1996)

Alferd Packer: The Musical (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
True Life Cannibal/Gonzo Musical

The first film from South Park‘s creator Trey Parker, a willfully absurd musical based on the story of a true-life cannibal. Amateurish but worth seeing by completists

Alice in Wonderland (1985)

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Alice in Wonderland TV Adaptation

From Irwin Allen, the creator of Lost in Space etc, a tv version of Alice in Wonderland, conceived as an all-star musical that comes out as ponderous and leaden in Allen’s hands

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016)

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Rating: ★★
War Between Heaven and Hell Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a rock musical about a war between a gaudily exotic Heaven and Hell. A full-length expansion of Bousman’s earlier short film

The American Astronaut (2001)

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Rating: ★★
Gonzo Musical Space Western

Genre-bending film that mixes B movie space opera cliches with rock’n’roll and a David Lynch-ian sense of surrealism. Interesting but the film left me scratching my head trying to get a handle on it

Annette (2021)

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Rating: ★★★★
Surrealist Musical

As a follow-up to Holy Motors, Leos Carax returns with of all things a musical. As might be expected of Carax, this is a wildly surrealistic film, not the least of which is one of the characters is a singing puppet

Bang Bang Baby (2014)

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Rating: ★★★
Mock 1950s Rock'n'Roll Film/Bizarre Mutations

A genre-melding oddity that starts as an earnest recreation of a 1950s rock‘n’roll movie, before introducing a series of bizarre mutations and some fascinating mid-film twists

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

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Rating: ★★★
Fairy-Tale/Disney Live-Action Remake

This live-action remake of the Disney animated film is mounted with a lavishness. On the other hand, the romance at the centre never fully warms up, while the human characters have the show stolen from under by the cutlery and furnishings

Brigadoon (1954)

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Rating: ★★
Musical/Timeslipped Village

The film adaptation of a hit musical from Alan Jay Lerner and Fredreick Loewe in which Gene Kelly discovers love in a village that exists outside of time in the Scottish highlands

Bugsy Malone (1976)

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Rating: ★½
Gangster Film Cast With Children

The first film from the great Alan Parker, a 1920s gangster film but where the entire show is played out with kids, which include a young Jodie Foster. Regarded as a classic by many, this is a one-gimmick film dependent on kids (not) being able to play a complex range of adult emotions

Carousel (1956)

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Musical/Man's Redemption in the Afterlife

A Rodgers and Hammerstein musical that has gained a classic status. On the other hand, it doesn’t resonate so well today in its story about the redemption of a wife-beater.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Fantastical Flying Car/Musical

Adaptation of a children’s book by James Bond creator Ian Fleming concerning a magical flying car. This is clearly trying to be another Mary Poppins and has been mounted as a lavish musical

A Christmas Carol (2004)

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Rating: ★★★
Miser's Redemption Musical

TV movie version of the oft-filmed Charles Dickens tale featuring Kelsey Grammer as a very theatrical Scrooge. This tells the story as a musical but also manages to be surprisingly faithful to the original

Cinderella (1977)

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Rating: ★★
Adult Fairytale

This was one of the earliest films from Charles Band who has since gone on to become a prolific producer/director of low-budget films. Here Band offers a very adult take on the Cinderella fairytale

Descendants (2015)

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The Children of Disney Villains

This has an appealing premise – the children of all the Disney villains have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which is essentially High School Musical set in the Disney universe

Descendants 2 (2017)

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Rating:
The Children of Disney Villains

Sequel to the painfully bad Disney Channel film that copied the success of High School Musical and featured the teenage children of classic Disney animated villains. This is just as empty-headed and unwatchable

The Devil and the Daylong Brothers (2025)

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Rating: ★★★★
Southern Road Movie/Musical/Soul Gatherers

An indescribable, completely insane Southern road movie about soul collectors. Somewhere between The Dukes of Hazzard as redone by Guy Ritchie or Quentin Tarantino and the Southern blues film Crossroads

The Devil’s Carnival (2012)

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Rating: ★★
Carnival for Damned Souls in Hell

Darren Lynn Bousman, the director best known for the Saw sequels, makes a musical about a circus set in Hell through which three damned souls pass, enacting updated versions of various of Aesop’s Fables

Disenchanted (2022)

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Rating: ★★
Fairytale Characters in the Real World

Enchanted in which Amy Adams played an animated fairytale princess entering the real world was a reasonable hit. This is the long-planned sequel that reunites the principals but feels like a joke that belabours in the retelling

Doctor Dolittle (1967)

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Rating: ★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals/Musical

This gets the nonsensical absurdity of the original Doctor Dolittle stories far more than the Eddie Murphy version. On the other hand, this was the era of Mary Poppins and this is made as a lumbering musical

Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary (2002)

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Rating: ★★★★
Dracula Ballet Adaptation

Guy Maddin’s reinterpretation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula as a ballet and silent movie is an extraordinarily creative work while remaining far more faithful to the original story than many other film versions do

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wacky Alien Visitors/Rock'n'Roll Genre Spoof

Wackily funny SF musical with Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey as aliens who land in the San Fernando Valley. Directed by Julien Temple with a giddily effervescent silliness

Endhiran (2010)

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Rating: ★★★
Bollywood Android Self-Awareness/Amok Film

A rare Bollywood venture into science-fiction – a completely madcap android intelligence/amok film that features some wildly imaginative action scenes, all set amid typical Bollywood song and dance/romance numbers

Existo (1999)

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Rating: ★★★½
Fundamentalist Dystopia/Musical Satire

A witty musical satire set in a future USA that is under a fundamentalist dystopia concerning a revolution led by assorted leftist activists, drag performers and artists

The Fantasticks (2000)

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Rating: ★½
Musical Adaptation/Magical Circus

This film version of the massively popular Broadway musical was a miserable flop. The musical is a minimalist one but the film has replaced all of that with literalisations that kill the effect

Forbidden Zone (1982)

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Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Other-Dimensional Musical

Cultishly bizarre, deliberately offbeat and wacky film that was made as a vehicle for the band Oingo Boingo. More a film you admire for its determination to be strange than anything else

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012)

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

A beautifully shot b/w homage to exploitation films that feels like a 1950s rock‘n’roll musical injected with a host of gonzo elements including aliens, UFOs and the resurrected dead

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

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Country and Western Singers in a Haunted House Comedy

A film of legendarily bad proportions where a group of Country and Western singers end up in a haunted house. Despite casting some famous horror actors, this is more interested in its excruciating country performances

Imaginaerum (2012)

Imaginaerum (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Journey Through a Dying Man's Mind

A film based on the album by Finnish symphonic metal group Nightwish that takes place inside the allegorical mental terrain of a dying rock star. This collapses into the over-inflated amateur symbolism of a music video

It’s a Bird … It’s a Plane … It’s Superman (1975)

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Comic-Book Superhero/Musical

This is possibly the most bizarre entry in the history of the cinematic Superman – a filmed adaptation of Superman Broadway musical. This has to be seen to be believed

Joker (2012)

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Rating: ★★
Bollywood Film/Faked Crop Circles and Alien Visitation

Bollywood SF film that is like a version of Shyamalan’s aliens film Signs with a few dashes of The Mouse That Roared, all played as a comic farce with much singing and dancing

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024)

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

Joker was a huge hit with Joaquin Phoenix winning an Academy Award for his role. This sequel emerged to very mixed reception, partly due to its rejection of the first film and then heading off to become a musical

Li’l Abner (1959)

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Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Comic-Strip Adaptation/Musical

A colorful and entertainingly absurd musical adaptation of Al Capp’s popular satirically absurd comic-strip set in a parody of backwoods USA. Filled with some inspired nonsense

The Little Prince (1974)

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Rating: ★★
Musical Fable/Young Boy Alien Visitor

Director Stanley Donen conducts a star-studded musical adaptation of Antoine De Saint-Exupéry’s children story about an innocent alien prince come to Earth but with ponderous results

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Plant Musical

Roger Corman’s no-budget comedy about a killer plant is remade as a multi-million dollar musical with top-drawer effects. Missing is the original’s black comedy but this has many appealingly eccentric delights of its own

London Road (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
True-Life Serial Killer Musical

Film based on the true-life Suffolk Strangler. The filmmakers have uniquely interviewed the residents of the community affected and composed these into a musical, not to mention a quasi-mockumentary

Lost Horizon (1973)

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Hidden Valley Paradise/The Secret of Longevity/Musical

Stodgy, bloated musical remake of the 1937 classic about the discovery of a lost valley in the Himalayas. The film dies an ungainly death with a cast awkward in ill-fitting costumery

Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

Mary Poppins Returns (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Flying Nanny Frolics

Mary Poppins was one of the greatest of all Disney live-action films, made with nonsensical charm and has become a much loved favourite. As part of the ongoing firesale that involves resurrecting almost all of their properties, this is a sequel. Its an exacting replication/homage to the original but that is the problem – it is a recapturing rather than seems to create its own sparkle

The Muppets (2011)

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Rating: ★★★½
Muppet Movie

Surprisingly fun revival of the Muppets that reboots the series after the insipid entries of the last few years and succeeds by going back to recapture the sly double-level of humour that Jim Henson patented

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

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Gonzo Zombie Musical

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970)

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Reincarnation and Clairvoyance Musical

Romantic musical in Barbra Steisand discovers psychic powers and her reincarnated past lives. Despite being a flop, this is a film of oddball charms and features an effervescent Stresiand

Pennies from Heaven (1978)

Pennies from Heaven (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Musical Daydreams

Dennis Potter was the greatest writer to ever work in televisio. This mini-series is one of his most celebrated works, featuring characters bursting out into lip-synched Golden Oldie songs, making biting contrast to their downbeaten lives

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

The Pirate Movie (1982)

The Pirate Movie (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Pirate Musical

Widely rididculed attempt to market Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance as a teen pop film by way of The Blue Lagoon. A mind-spinning film that seems to have no limit on how silly it is prepared to be, including numerous anachronistic contemporary pop culture in-jokes and fourth-wall breaking gags

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008)

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Future Organ Repossession/Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman conducts a futuristic Gothic rock opera. A film of constant posturings where Bousman demonstrates remarkably little affinity for either music or sf … a musical that feels made by people who are tone deaf

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

The No 1 cult film of all time, more a phenomenon than a film, a demented glitter rock homage to mad science cinema and 50s sf films run through with celebration of a gender-bender joie de vivre

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (2016)

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Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

Nothing indicates how miscalculated this remake is than the fact it has been placed in the hands of the director of the High School Musicals and sundry Disney Channel fodder

Scrooge (1970)

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Rating: ★★½
Miser's Redemption Musical

Musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol starring Albert Finney as Scrooge, this is made on a big budget, leading to an extravagant and often over-produced film

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

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Gonzo Beatles-Adapted Musical/Classic Bad Movie

A real what-were-they-thinking turkey where someone had the idea of turning the Beatles’ album into a disco-era film starring The Bee Gees … In trying to contrive a plot around the songs and their surreally psychedelic lyrics, the film frequently makes no sense

Sing 2 (2021)

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Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Stage a Musical

Sing had the cute idea of American Idol-like competition conducted with talking animals. This equally likeable sequel expands the scale of things and takes the show to the talking animal equivalent of Las Vegas

Sing (2016)

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Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Singing Competition

I have lowered expectations of animated films these days but was surprised what an effortlessly engaging film this is. Essentially a version of American Idol but recast with talking/singing animals, it is a film that bursts with confidence and its own natural energy from every pore

Snow White (2025)

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Rating: ★★
Disney Live-Action Remake

The live-action remake of Disney’s Snow White comes surrounded by controversy on every side and served to make it a critical and box-office flop that left doubt over the future of the Disney remake industry

Son of Dracula (1974)

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Rating: ½
Musical Monster Bash

Bizarre musical monster bash with singer Harry Nilsson as Dracula’s son and Ringo Starr as Merlin. A film that seems to have no real clue what it is doing beyond friends having a good time. Nilsson makes surely the screen’s least threatening Dracula, while this is the worst film from the usually great Freddie Francis

Stage Fright (2014)

Stage Fright (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher Musical

A slasher musical??? The mind does a double takes trying to process the incongruity of the genre mash-ups. That said, this works exceedingly well – neither compromising on the slasher aspects, yet equally delivering some clever and witty musical numbers

The Suicide Shop (2012)

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Rating: ★★★
Animation/Black Comedy

French animated film that is about as far from children’s entertainment as it is possible to get – a mordantly dark comedy that operates in similar territory to The Addams Family in its tale of a family that operates a shop selling items of despatch to the suicidally minded

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Murderous Barber Musical

Tim Burton takes on the film version of the Stephen Sondhiem musical about a murderous barber, featuring Johnny Depp in the title role. But disappointingly, Burton still makes the same film he always does

Tokyo Tribe (2014)

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Rating: ★★
Near-Future Gang Warfare

Shion Sono is a director who has gained cult acclaim in recent years. This astonishes with the brashness of his approach, set among the street gang warfare of the near future where all of the dialogue is delivered in rap. On the other hand, the film lacks the budget to sustain such energy

Tommy (1975)

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Rating: ★★★★
Demented Rock Musical/Messianic Pinball Player

Ken Russell’s adaptation of The Who’s hit album is filled with gloriously mad, glitter rock excess and wildly over the top acting in the ways that only Russell ever managed

Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)

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Alien Visitors Musical Comedy

Forgotten 1980s obscurity about aliens come to Earth in search of rock music that feels like someone attempted to conduct a version of Grease for the Star Wars crowd. Filled with utterly excruciating slapstick humour and bland songs from bands that nobody has heard from again

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Musical/The Wizard of Oz Prequel

The second half of the film adaptation of the musical Wicked. This essentially operates as Wizard of Oz fanfiction and substantially wrenches the characters and backstories from the 1939 film out of shape to write its own story

The Wiz (1978)

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Rating: ★★
All-Black Musical Wizard of Oz Remake

Musical modernisation of The Wizard of Oz relocated in New York City with an All-Black cast. Despite a clear budget arrayed, the film lumbers and never much comes to life

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

The Wizard of Oz (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Adventures in a Magical Land

An indisputable classic fantasy … a gorgeous sparkling fantasy that made full use of Technicolor in an era dominated by black-and-white and is told in such bold and earnestly heartfelt tones that it becomes the nearest we have to a piece of genuine American mythology

Wonka (2023)

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Rating: ★★
Willy Wonka Origin Story

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has become a cult classic. This offers a Willy Wonka origin story but seems to be far too nice a work that is missing the dark bite of the original

Xanadu (1980)

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Disco Fantasy/Greek Muse Comes to Earth

Bizarre disco fantasy that could have only been conceived out of 80s cocaine madness. Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse come to Earth to inspire the building of a roller disco. Frequently cited as a bad movie classic, this has mind-boggling scenes that have to be seen to be believed