All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

All Hallow's Eve (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

From the director of the Terrifier films, a horror anthology in which a babysitter and kids sit down to watch a mysterious videotape on Halloween night. The first screen appearance of Art the Clown

The Bad Man (2018)

The Bad Man (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Couple Imprisoned by a Depraved Clown

This is one of the most twisted films I have ever come across in recent years in which a couple have their home invaded by a clown who makes them into his sexual playthings

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The Cabin in the Woods (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Meta-Fictional Horror Film

Joss Whedon scripted work that is less a horror film than a meta-horror film that is constantly deconstructing the genre and subverting its cliches. A rare genre entry less about visceral impact than it has brains to spare

Camp Blood 2 (2000)

Camp Blood 2 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The second entry in a surprisingly prolific series of low-budget films – currently running to fifteen films – that homage the 1980s slasher film

Carnival of Souls (1998)

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Haunting and Hallucination

Carnival of Souls was rediscovered as a cult classic in the 1980s. Then there was this remake that misses all of the haunted mood of the original in favour of makeup effects jumps and reality blurrings that make no sense

Charlie Charlie (2016)

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Oracular Game

Charlie Charlie was supposedly an oracular game that made headlines when a satiric site claimed that teenagers were being killed playing it and some news sites took this seriously. This is a pathetic and feeble film made exploiting the game’s five minutes of notoriety

Circus Kane (2017)

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Circus Master’s House of Death Traps

Film from Fred Olen Ray’s son Christopher where a group of people have to survive the death traps in the house of a circus master. Christopher reveals himself as a Rob Zombie wannabe on an impoverished budget

Clown (2014)

Clown (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possession by a Clown Costume

The first film from Jon Watts, director of the Tom Holland Spider-Man films, and produced by Eli Roth, about a clown costume that possesses the wearer. You have to admire the film for the ballsiness with which it was made

Clown (2019)

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Killer Clown

The Asylum’s mockbuster version of It: Chapter Two. From Eric Forsberg, one of the better directors to emerge from The Asylum, this involves a group of teens being pursued around a funhouse by a killer clown.

Clown Kill (2016)

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Killer Clown in an Office Building

A British effort where a girl working late in an office building who is stalked by a creepy clown. Made with an incredibly amateurism, this is possibly the worst entry in the killer clown genre

Clownado (2019)

Clownado (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Killer Clowns

This may possibly win the award for the all-time most ridiculous premise for a film. It tries to outdo Sharknado by offering up a storm of killer clowns

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Backroads Brutality

Rob Zombie’s debut film was propelled into an infamy it didn’t deserve it was banned by its distributor. Zombie only slavishly rehashes The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with a constant posturing for shock effect that becomes tiresome

It (1990)

It (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Stephen King Adaptation/Killer Clown Monster

Stephen King adapted mini-series and one of the best. A dark Coming of Age tale, Tim Curry makes an unsettling Pennywise (in doing so popularised the figure of the killer clown)

It (2017)

It (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Killer Clown Monster

I far preferred the 1990 mini-series to the cinematic remake of the Stephen King book. This emerges as a lesser copy of tv’s Stranger Things, which did the whole 80s nostalgia/horror story far better

It: Chapter Two (2019)

It: Chapter Two (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Killer Clown Monster

I had mixed feelings about the first part Andy Muschietti’s adaptation of Stephen King’s novel. The second part here is a better film, although it too eventually gets buried in over an hour’s worth of Muschietti’s jumpshocks

Joker (2019)

Joker (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

This origin story of Batman’s Joker is less epic superheroics than a mundanely grounded work about one individual’s rage against modern life and alienation that comes closest to Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024)

Joker: Folie a Deux (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain

Joker was a huge hit with Joaquin Phoenix winning an Academy Award for his role. This sequel emerged to very mixed reception, partly due to its rejection of the first film and then heading off to become a musical

Joker’s Wild (2016)

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Theatre Haunted by Killer Clowns

Completely ridiculous killer clown film with a theatre haunted by clowns where nothing makes any sense. Even more absurdly, it becomes a preachy diatribe in favour of the right to gun ownership

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Clown Alien Invaders

Killer clown film directed by the Chiodo Brothers best known for their makeup effects who come up with an appealing arsenal of sinister clown figures. On the other hand, the film is a one-note joke

Spawn (1997)

Spawn (1997) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

A very disappointing film adaptation of Todd MacFarlane’s cult comic-book where all of the moody darkness emerges with one-dimensional effect as little more than The Punisher with horns