Please Don’t Feed the Children (2024)

Please Don't Feed the Children (2024) poster
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Imprisonment Thriller/Zombie Film

Steven Spielberg’s daughter Destry makes her directorial debut with a confused mix of an imprisonment thriller and a zombie film, albeit a zombie film that only produces a single zombie

Handling the Undead (2024)

Handling the Undead (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Resurrected Dead

A film adapted from a book by the writer of Let the Right One In concerning the resurrected dead, this goes some way to divorce itself from the zombie film and develops its horrors with striking slow burn effect

Festival of the Living Dead (2024)

Festival of the Living Dead (2024) poster
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Zombie Film

The Soska Sisters made a splash on the genre scene a few years ago. Here they make a tribute/follow-up to Night of the Living Dead but produce an utterly safe work that is the antithesis of the edginess that gained them a name

V/H/S/Beyond (2024)

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Seventh of the V/H/S Found Footage horror anthologies, this is one of the best with a number of the episodes venturing into SF and others that feature some genuinely outlandish moments

Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End (2024)

Apocalypse Z: The Beginning of the End (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak

Big-budgeted Spanish-made zombie film based on a best-selling book. Very much a post-Covid depiction of the zombie apocalypse, this rehashes the familiar basics capably well

Dick Dynamite: 1944 (2023)

Dick Dynamite: 1944 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parody of WWII Heroics/Gonzo Splatter

A gonzo parody of WWII heroics a la Inglourious Basterds with the addition of Nazi zombies, over-the-top splatter and some decidedly non-PC humour, this proves an enormously entertainingly comic-book of a film

Zombie Town (2023)

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R.L. Stine Adaptation/Zombies Emerge Out of a Film

An adaptation of an R.L. Stine book, a work of safe anodyne horror about zombies trapped inside a film overrunning a town

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Doctor Strange was one of the better MCU films. Here Sam Raimi takes over from Scott Derrickson in the director’s chair. The sequel readily delves into multiverse themes

Revealer (2022)

Revealer (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stripper and Fundamentalist Trapped Together During the Apocalypse

This sells you with its concept – a stripper and a religious fundamentalist are trapped together in a peepshow as the apocalypse occurs – and works surprisingly well

Black Friday (2021)

Black Friday (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombified Shoppers Comedy

A horror comedy that goes the next logical step and turns Black Friday shoppers into a zombified horde. With Bruce Campbell as a store worker who steps into the fray

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Zombies and Mutations

A reboot of the Resident Evil film series under a new director with Johannes Roberts who abandons the previous action poses for a far darker and more visceral survival horror approach

#Alive (2020)

#Alive (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Korean Zombie Film

A charming and delightful South Korean zombie film about the friendship that grows across the gap separating them between a nerd trapped in an apartment and a girl in the building opposite during a zombie outbreak

Peninsula (2020)

Peninsula (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Train to Busan Sequel/Zombie Film

Yeon Sang-ho makes a sequel to his international breakout zombie film hit of Train to Busan, appropriating the basics of Escape to New York to good ends

Corona Zombies (2020)

Corona Zombies (2020) poster
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Corona Virus Zombies

A Charles Band film that has the distinction of being the first film released during the Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020. You watch out of curiosity of how the usual logistics of filmmaking deal with quarantine and social distancing

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020)

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Blind Knights Templar Zombies

A revival of the popular 1970s Blind Dead series about Knights Templar zombies. In this era of zombie films homages and remakes, it is a surprise nobody has thought to do so before

The Dead Don’t Die (2019)

The Dead Don't Die (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Comedy

Jim Jarmusch is one of the foremost American independent directors and makes films that come with a dry, deadpan wit. The question as Jarmusch makes his first zombie comedy is what can he bring to a genre that has been in full-on self-parody mode since Shaun of the Dead in 2004

Doom: Annihilation (2019)

Doom: Annihilation (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Labyrinth of Monsters

Doom was the videogame if you had a computer in the 1990s. This is the second film based based on the game and actually does a far better job of getting the essence of the game and paying fanservice to its elements than the earlier bigger budgeted 2005 film did

Little Monsters (2019)

Little Monsters (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Zombie Comedy

This has a premise that doesn’t do much to enthuse – a hapless loser has to take care of a bunch of kids during a zombie outbreak. I appeal to you to sit in past that and you will find yourself in the midst of the funniest zombie comedy since well Shaun of the Dead

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Comedy

Zombieland has been elevated to the status of a classic of the zombie genre; I found it enjoyable but probably overrated by people who haven’t seen enough other works in the genre. The question going into this sequel is whether it can strikes the same notes.

The Night Eats the World (2018)

The Night Eats the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

The zombie genre has become creatively overused and exhausted in recent years but this French entry plays with an appealing originality, sort of like a low-key version of Dawn of the Dead where a man builds a Parisian apartment building into his own paradise

The Death Cure (2018)

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Young Adult/Dystopian-Post-Holocaust Adventure

The Maze Runner was a solid Young Adult effort that built out an effective Conceptual Breakthrough story; this the second of two sequels that feel like a series of canned action scenes in search of a purpose

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018)

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft's Adventures

The third of the trilogy of animated films from Arcana Studios based around the adventures of a young H.P. Lovecraft

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

Day of the Dead Bloodline (2018) poster
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Zombies

One of a growing industry of zombie films that leech off the George Romero name. This remakes Romero’s Day of the Dead, which means it cherry picks key elements and rearranges them in a different way but lacks everything else that Romero offered

Patient Zero (2018)

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Rabid Zombies/Man Who Can Speak Their Language

A zombie film in all but name concerning people infected with a mutant strain of rabies. Former Doctor Who star Matt Smith is absurdly miscast as someone who can speak the language of the infected. Unfortunately the film does nothing at all to make the central premise believable.

The Mummy (2017)

The Mummy (2017) poster
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Revived Mummy

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

The Cured (2017)

The Cured (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★½
In the Aftermath of a Cure for the Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie genre has become creatively exhausted. This is one of the most original takes yet that asks what would happen if a cure were found but the zombies returned to life with full memory of everything they had done

Toxic Shark (2017)

Toxic Shark (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Toxic Waste Mutated Killer Shark

Another in plethora of gonzo killer shark films viz Sharknado concerning a mutated shark that spews a plume of toxic waste. Not the bottom of the barrel, an adequately made B movie that takes itself relatively seriously

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

After the two last lacklustre entries, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise starts to recover where the two new directors pull off some spectacular comedy-action sequences that go a long way towards recapturing what the series used to be

Zombies Have Fallen: Vengeance Runs Deep (2017)

Zombies Have Fallen: Vengeance Runs Deep (2017) poster
Rating: ½
Psychic Powers

The title gives the impression this is intended as a zombie film take on the action film Olympus Has Fallen. The confusion you have in watching is that this is actually a film about a girl with psychic powers on the run. Brief zombie scenes turn up later in the show to justify the title but feel that they have strayed in from another film.

Here Alone (2016)

Here Alone (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Survival After a Plague Outbreak/Social Collapse

Beautifully filmed, intimate work about a woman’s attempts to eke out survival in the woods in the aftermath of an unspecified apocalypse. It is only part way through that we realise we are watching a zombie film

Interstellar Wars (2016)

Interstellar Wars (2016) poster
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Alien Invasion/Alien Zombies

Directed by low-budget actress Marlene Mc’Cohen, this is both an alien invasion and a zombie apocalypse film. A film where those involved are making an effort but the skill gap falls well short of the basics, particularly in the story field and budget needed to make a film work

Ibiza Undead (2016)

Ibiza Undead (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Lads vs Zombies Comedy

British lad culture take on the zombie film. Think a version of Shaun of the Dead inhabited by guys around the age of 20 whose only real concerns is getting laid and wasted. The constant vulgarity of the humour becomes tiresome and as a zombie film it is negligible

Zoombies (2016)

Zoombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Zoo Animals

From The Asylum, the company that brought the world Sharknado and 2-Headed Shark Attack, a film about a zoo filled with zombie animals. Played more seriously than you might expect, this falls just between The Asylum’s usual corner cutting and the odd moment of effectiveness

Cell (2016)

Cell (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Cellphone Zombies

Adaptation of the Stephen King novel about zombies created by a cellphone signal. Critically panned but this kicks in with a sensational opening scene and overspills with more fascinating ideas than it has room to deal with

Seoul Station (2016)

Seoul Station (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/South Korean Zombie Film

Train to Busan was a massive breakout hit from South Korear. Overlooked in the buzz was this animated prequel from the same director released at the same time. The zombie film and animation are an uneasy mix but this works well, if not with the same kick as Train to Busan

Night of Something Strange (2016)

Night of Something Strange (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie-Creating Sexually Transmitted Disease

Film about a zombie-creating sexually transmitted disease that feels like it was made by a bunch of drunken adolescents trying to out-gross each other after an all-weekend beer party. A film that is readily ventures into bad taste and is prepared to offend

Pandemic (2016)

Pandemic (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

While the title leads you to expect a plague outbreak film, you soon discover this is a zombie film. What it is is a Found Footage film mounted as a First Person Shooter film at which you have to admit that it launches into action with considerable gusto and ferocity

Peelers (2016)

Peelers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Strippers vs Zombies

There have been a surprising number of films in recent years offering up the combination of zombies and strippers. Although what we have is never quite specified as zombies, this offers up strippers kicking zombie ass with a great deal of gore-drenched relish

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jane Austen Retold with Zombies

Based on the book that led a publishing phenomenon in which literary classics are mashed up with monsters, this has the difficult balancing act – that of making Jane Austen’s Regency romance sit alongside zombies – nevertheless manages to play both with an impeccably straight-face

Range 15 (2016)

Range 15 (2016) poster
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Zombie Comedy

This is a crowdourced film made by military veterans who set out with the idea of creating better military characterisations in films. Bizarrely enough, they turn to the zombie comedy to do so and the result is the crassest, most willfully offensive zombie film ever made

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Zombie Comedy

One has seen just a few too many wacky titled zombie comedies and this Austrian film seems another wannabe until the climactic scenes where it redeems itself with a completely demented bloodbath

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

The Resident Evil films are designed for people who were introduced to drama via the Xbox, action sequences that can be assembled in random order and where it doesn’t matter what happens. I watched this, the sixth and final entry, with next-to-no enthusiasm but then quite unexpectedly it starts to work

Bigfoot vs Zombies (2016)

Bigfoot vs Zombies (2016) poster
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Bigfoot Tackles a Zombie Outbreak

Mark Polonia has been producing ultra-cheap horror films since the 1980s and developed a reputation as the worst directors currently working. This does not disappoint on what you expect

Train to Busan (2016)

Train to Busan (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies on a Train

The zombie film has become an overworked vein in the last few years, reduced to self-parody. This South Korean film does nothing to reinvent the zombie film, just contains the drama aboard a train for the duration, but manages to create a grippingly intense epic of the genre

Zombieworld (2015)

Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Zombie Short Films

In the same vein as ABCs of Death and V/H/S films, this is a multi-director anthology of zombie-themed short films. As always in an anthology, the episodes vary but these are of a generally good quality with the standout being the side-splitting episode in which Jesus faces a zombie horde

Zombie Shark (2015)

Zombie Shark (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

A fairly typical entry in the gonzo killer shark fad. The filmmakers have clearly had a title idea that they were able to sell but not too many ideas how to make it work. Director Misty Talley offers a sufficiently tongue-in-cheek approach to overcome most shortcomings

The Empire of Corpses (2015)

The Empire of Corpses (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Alternate Victorian England Based on Frankenstein Technology

Fascinatingly original anime set in an alternate history Steampunk version of Victorian England that has developed a technology based on Frankenstein’s corpse resurrection experiments

Maggie (2015)

Maggie (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Film

If the phrase ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger zombie film’ is not capable of getting you excited, then you’re visiting the wrong site. This is surprisingly good, the complete opposite of anything we expect of either a Schwarzenegger or zombie film, where he can even be said to be giving a serious performance for once

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Comedy

There is something appealing to the film’s premise – of boyscouts with their knowhow and do-gooder mentality being the best equipped to survive the zombie apocalypse. Instead we end up with a film not nearly as clever as it thinks it is being

The Scorch Trials (2015)

The Scorch Trails (2015) poster
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Young Adult/Post-Holocaust Adventure

The Maze Runner was one of the better Young Adult films, creating an intriguing conceptual mystery; this sequel ignores all of that, even throws the book out and is essentially a jumble of random sf tropes that amount to no more than running, shooting and things exploding