Indian Magical Realism/Magical Spicesmistress-of-spices-20052005Magical Realist film with Aishwarya Rai running a spice bazaar where she is able to tell fortunes
Museum Exhibits Come to Lifenight-at-the-museum-20062006Popular family hit with Ben Stiller as a night watchman at New York’s Museum of Natural History who discovers that the exhibits come to life at night. More a cute idea than a full film, there is some fun to the characters and effects
Epic Dragon Fantasyeragon-20062006A dragon fantasy adapted from a popular book series that has Lord of the Rings wannabe stamped all over it and only unimaginatively follows in Peter Jackson's footsteps
Lazy Talking Catgarfield-2-a-tale-of-two-kitties-20062006Where the first live-action Garfield film approximated the original comic-strip and its focus on a cat delivering sarcastic lines, this sequel pitches everything down to the level of an inane children's film
Journalistic Tips from the Afterlifescoop-20062006One of the more forgettable Woody Allen comedies with Scarlett Johansson as a journalism student who gets tips from the afterlife
Comic-Book Superheroesx-men-the-last-stand-20062006Brett Ratner inherits the X-Men franchise from Bryan Singer for the third film in the series and promptly killed it off (after this point everything became prequels featuring Young X-Men). Ratner's handling of the superheroic action lacks Singer's exhilaration or any affinity for the characters
Infertile Futurechildren-of-men-20062006Alfonso Cuaron film set in a near-future afflicted by an epidemic of infertility. Cuaron’s depiction of a dystopian world comes with a richness of casually layered detail that makes for a stark and powerful film
Comic-Book Superheroesfantastic-four-rise-of-the-silver-surfer-20072007The 2005 Fantastic Four was an amiable entry among the Marvel Comics adaptations of the 2000s. This is a sequel that turns that substitutes lowbrow comedy and renders the great character of the Silver Surfer as a CGI cartoon
Aug 17, 2007Action Film/Socially Catastrophic Hack Attack
Action Film/Socially Catastrophic Hack Attacklive-free-or-die-hard-20072007The fourth of the Die Hard films and the only one that enters genre territory with Bruce Willis fighting a catastrophic hack attack that disables the entire US. By now, what was originally an enjoyably gritty action film has been pumped up with over-the-top action sequences that frequently defy credulity
Hannibal Lecter Origin Storyhannibal-rising-20072007Building on the successes of the Hannibal Lecter films, this is a prequel that goes back sets out to tell an origin story of how the young teenage Hannibal came to be during World War II
Epic Fantasy Adventuregolden-compass-20072007The attempts to launch another Lord of the Rings went astray with this adaptation of Philip Pulllman's fantasy series, which cut many of the core elements of the books to not offend religious conservatives
Solar Expeditionsunshine-20072007Danny Boyle and Alex Garland make a big serious SF film about a solar expedition, which works with great scientific rigour until the shows heads off at a tangent and falls apart in the latter third
Drug Hallucinations/Backwoods Horrorshrooms-20072007A party go searching for magic mushrooms in rural Ireland. In between assorted drug hallucinations, someone or thing begins slaughtering the group
Dec 20, 2009War Between Human Colonists and Aliens
War Between Human Colonists and Aliensavatar-20092009James Cameron’s film was a smash phenomenon. Cameron has relocated the plot of Dances With Wolves on another planet and uses motion capture to create one of the most dazzlingly realised alien worlds on film
Comic-Book Superherox-men-origins-wolverine-20092009After the disaster of X-Men: The Last Stand, the decision was made to give a whole film over to the series’s most popular character, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, and to go with a prequel that told his origin story. Largely a film that exists as a series of superheroic action scenes
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