Descendants (2015)

Descendants (2015)
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Dec 27, 2015The Children of Disney Villains
This has an appealing cuteness to its premise – a crossover where the children of all the Disney villains and witches have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which essentially gives us High School Musical set in the Disney universe

If There Be Thorns (2015)

If There Be Thorns (2015)
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Dec 13, 2018Flowers in the Attic Sequel
The third of the Lifetime Channel’s films based on the absurd Gothic incest melodramas of Virginia C. Andrews that began with Flowers in the Attic. The plotting is absurd and the film often feels as though it is not inhabited by human beings.