Director – Peter Jackson, Screenplay – Peter Jackson, Daniel Mulheron, Stephen Sinclair & Fran Walsh, Producer – Jim Booth, Photography – Murray Milne, Music – Danny Mulheron & Fran Walsh, Songs – Arthur Baysting & Fane Flaws, Puppet Design – Cameron Chittock, Production Design – Mike Kane. Production Company – Wingnut Films.
Only a matter of hours from the show being televised live, ‘The Feebles Variety Hour’ is in complete chaos – the show’s star Heidi the Hippo is in a suicidal depression; Sidney the elephant stand-up comic is being pursued by Sandy the chicken for alimony; Harry the Rabbit is diagnosed with AIDS; the lizard knife-thrower is getting desperate without his hit of heroin; and Blech the walrus manager’s crooked drug deals have finally started catching up with him.
Peter Jackson created a cult in New Zealand with his no-budget splatter comedy Bad Taste (1988), one of the funniest and most astute in the mid-1980s brand of popcorn splatter films. Meet the Feebles was Peter Jackson’s second film, which was made with a more substantial budget than Bad Taste.
Meet the Feebles suggests a conceptual collision between The Muppet Show (1977-81) and John Waters circa Pink Flamingos (1972). Meet the Feebles‘s starting point seems to have been an old series of jokes about how Kermit and Miss Piggy might have consummated their relationship and the result is an hysterical look at the seedier side of The Muppet Show. Meet the Feebles happily confirms all of the jokes in a mind-boggling series of scenes with cutsie talking animals indulging in orgies, making porno flicks and shooting up drugs. The business of mixed-animal sex is answered in one charming moment where Jackson dishes up a blue elephant-chicken crossbreed. (Earlier we see a walrus and a kitten engaged in sex).
Jackson determines to push the envelope of good taste as far as possible. There is a high gross-out factor to the film – vomitings, anal impalements, nasal ejaculations, shit-eating flies, oozing spunk, fluffy toys getting covered in high-pressure urine, vomited-up guppies. This is something that had Meet the Feebles held up for several years before getting a US release. And sometimes Jackson never knows when enough is enough.
However, there are some downright obscenely inspired moments, including a car journey down the alimentary canal of a giant octopus (all the cars in the film are Morris Minors – Blech’s limo is black stretch Morris Minor); a glitzy song-and-dance number about the joys of sodomy, complete with plaster exploding penises. The most bizarre moment altogether is a very funny parody of Platoon (1986) and Vietnam War movies – all conducted with Muppet frogs.
Meet the Feebles is one of those films where you either go with Peter Jackson’s way-out venture into bad taste – and enjoy the film – or don’t and hate it. Those who come to Meet the Feebles after Peter Jackson’s more mainstream-accepted ventures like Heavenly Creatures (1994) and The Lord of the Rings tend to wonder what on Earth they have sat down to watch.
The puppetry effects are extraordinarily good, all the more so for the fact that there was a less than one million-dollar budget involved. For Peter Jackson, Meet the Feebles represented a quantum leap over Bad Taste – by this point he has developed a real fluidity of directorial technique.
Peter Jackson’s subsequent films were:– the hilarious zombie splatter comedy Braindead/Deadalive (1992); his critically acclaimed hit Heavenly Creatures (1994), based on a true life story where two schoolgirl lovers murdered one’s mother; his disappointing big-budget Hollywood breakthrough, the ghost comedy The Frighteners (1996); then the enormous worldwide success of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) and The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003); the remake of King Kong (2005); The Lovely Bones (2009); and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) and The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014). Jackson has also produced District 9 (2009), The Adventures of Tintin (2011) and Mortal Engines (2018).