Director – Scott Patrick, Screenplay – Brett Kelly & David A. Lloyd, Producer – Brett Kelly, Photography – Amber Peters, Scott Patrick & Jeremy Prudhomme, Title Music – Alan Brown, Songs – Fatal Mistake, Visual Effects Supervisors – Kendrick De Lepper & Maxim Dyachuk, Shark Puppet – Arick Szymecki, Gore Effects – Genevieve Bigras. Production Company – Brett Kelly Entertainment.
Candice Lidstone (Professor Carly Reynolds), Catherine Mary Clark (Janet), Jessica Huether (May), Lawrence Evenchick (Sheriff), Richard Groen (Dr Brad Howell), Pavel Lubanski (Steven), Kendra Summerfield (Kimberly), Scott McClelland (Captain Stuben), John Migliore (Deputy), Daniel Desmarais (Gary), Peter Whittaker (Tyler), Angela Parent (Sarah), Kitty Kamieniecki (Tracy), Kelley Oliver (Rodney), Ian Quick (Homme), Faith Rayah (Femme), Duncan Milloy (Muscle Man), Tanisha Laroda-Valcin (Girl on Beach), Caren McNevin (Laura), Mel Guibz (Rachel), Kimberly Valentine (Rita Reynolds)
People are being devoured by a shark in the lake on the island offshore from Munster, Ontario. Professor Carly Reynolds teaches a class on prehistoric lifeforms. Three of her students hear the story of how Carly’s sister was killed by a shark on the island several years earlier and rent a boat to head out there. Carly is recruited by her former employer Janet, who owns the island, to find a way to deal with the prehistoric megalodon shark that has been unearthed during drilling. As they arrive on the island, they discover that Janet’s former husband, scientist Brad Howell, has genetically engineered the shark to be able to fly.
The gonzo shark film has become its own genre almost during the 2010s. Up until the late 2000s, the shark film existed as a steady output of Jaws (1975) rip-offs, which moved steadily down the B end of the market from the 1990s onwards. With the likes of Shark in Venice (2008) and especially Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009), the shark film began a move towards the increasingly tongue-in-cheek, something that reached its zenith with the deliberate absurdity of the instant bad movie hit Sharknado (2013). There have been a great many films in a similar vein – see the likes of Dinoshark (2010), Sharktopus (2010), Sand Sharks (2011), Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011), Swamp Shark (2011), 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012), Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012), Jurassic Shark (2012), Avalanche Sharks (2013), 90210 Shark Attack (2014), Roboshark (2015), Shark Exorcist (2015), Zombie Shark (2015), Atomic Shark (2016), Ice Sharks (2016), Ozark Sharks (2016), Piranha Sharks (2016), Planet of the Sharks (2016), Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016), House Shark (2017) and Trailer Park Shark (2017), among others.
The opening credits of Raiders of the Lost Shark start off with the improbable claim that everything is based on a true story before the last of the cards states “Just messing with you,” something that sits between mildly amusing and a cynical deriding of the audience for taking the film seriously before it has even begun. The main problem is that this is a shark film that is taking itself seriously in the post-Sharknado era. Beyond the opening credit, there is a complete lack of the “we’re not taking any of this seriously either so why should you?” ethos that informs Sharknado and most of the abovementioned ilk. Indeed, the most amusingly tongue-in-cheek thing about Raiders of the Lost Shark is the title. Oh wait there is a lady CEO called Janet who later encounters her ex, the mad scientist of the show (Richard Groen), who is called Brad, which precipitates a bunch of inane “damnit Janet” lines and other references to The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975).
The film is filled with absurd incongruities and continuity gaffes – in the opening scenes, the park rangers and the girls they are partying with are constantly talking about it being the next morning or having to deal with hangovers in daylight despite the fact that all of the preceding scenes take place in broad daylight (it is as though someone forgot to process day for night at the lab). The plot seems all over the place without anybody seeming to have cared – one minute we are told the shark is a prehistoric megalodon that has just been unearthed from a cave on the island by oil drilling but despite just being discovered it also managed to kill Candice Lidstone’s sister several years earlier and then the next minute it is something that has been genetically engineered by the mad scientist; one minute we are led to believe the action is taking place on an island, the next we learn it is a lake or taking place near a shoreline.
On a technical level, the film is shabby with poor sound recording and the camerawork giving evidence of low-budget videography. The cast all seem non-professionals – certainly, there are no names that one has ever heard of before – and strain to seem convincing. Scott McClelland gives a ridiculous comic relief performance as a lazy local police captain who at one point is discovered sleeping on top of his desk as though that is the most natural place in the world to take a nap. The worst of these is Tanisha Laroda-Valcin in a brief scene on the lakeshore before seeing her man being eaten where her screaming histrionics set a new record for bad movie acting.
The shark effects are some of the worst to appear in a modern film since Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2008). Some of the effects are produced by different companies – the water-based ones are terrible but the ones with the flying shark are even worse. The point that Raiders of the Lost Shark reaches a level of bad moviemaking not seen since well Birdemic occurs when one of the worst optically inserted sharks ever leaps out of the water to devour Duncan Milloy. A little later there is the prize bad movie line where Candice Lidstone says “Is that a flying shark?” and surely enough one passes overhead and seconds later we see it attacking and blowing up a plane in an utterly unconvincing explosion effect.
Raiders of the Lost Shark is produced by Brett Kelly, a Canadian director who seems to be wanting to be a one-man Asylum and has produced a great many low-budget films often ripping off more high-profile titles. These include The Bonesetter (2003), Final Curtain (2005), My Dead Girlfriend (2006), Kingdom of the Vampire (2007), Prey for the Beast (2007), the remake of Attack of the Giant Leeches (2008), Pirates: Quest for Snake Island (2009), Avenging Force: The Scarab (2010), Iron Soldier (2010), Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor (2011), Agent Beetle (2012), Jurassic Shark (2012), My Fair Zombie (2013), Homicycle (2014), Spyfall (2015), Ghastlies (2016) and Countrycide (2017). Director Scott Patrick has made other efforts produced by Kelly such as Blood Red Moon (2010) and Rise of the Black Bat (2012), although the IMDB insists this is a pseudonym used by Kelly.
(Winner for Worst Film in this site’s Worst Films of 2015 list).