Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Martial Arts Superhero

The Marvel onslaught continues with the resurrection of a martial artist superhero character from the 1970s, which becomes an energised action vehicle

Sherlock Gnomes (2018)

Sherlock Gnomes (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Garden Gnomes Adventures

Sequel to Gnomeo & Juliet, which retold Shakespeare with garden gnomes. This for some reason adds a garden gnome Sherlock Holmes to the mix. The high speed whirring you hear is probably Arthur Conan Doyle rotating in his grave,

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977)

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The third of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, this came out the same year as Star Wars and Harryhauden’s stop-motion animated creatures look much more flat in comparison

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure/Animation

DreamWorks animated Sinbad adventure by the numbers that seems to go out of its way to tell a Sinbad story divorced of its Islamic cultural background

The Smurfs 2 (2013)

The Smurfs 2 (2013) poster
Rating: ½
Cute Blue-Skinned Creatures

The first film was vaguely passable but this is an agonising piece of commercial product that has reduced everything to lazy slapstick sequences, cutsie laughs and smartass lines played for the single-digit age groups

Smurfs (2025)

Smurfs (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Blue-Skinned Creatures

An animated revival of The Smurfs. This was greeted with a very divided reception. With a massive celebrity voice line-up packed into almost any corner of the film the casting director can manage

Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017)

Smurfs: The Lost Village (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Blue-Skinned Creatures

For their third Smurfs film, Sony have dispensed with the live-action/CGi animation mix of the previous two films and made a wholly animated film. Its’ the Smurfs in their more natural element but the film is never more than 3D eye candy for the moppet audiences

Spirited Away (2001)

Spirited Away (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Anime/Afterlife Bathhouse

One of the masterpieces of Hayao Miyazaki, a gentle, beautiful work of anime set in an afterlife bathhouse where Miyazaki’s range of extraordinary creatures and quiet tenderness finds something that Western fantasy rarely ever comes near

Thale (2012)

Thale (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Girl/Mythic Creature

Fascinating Norwegian film about the discovery of a mysterious girl who it gradually becomes apparent is not human … The first 20 minutes are a superb piece of scene-setting but the rest of the film consists of not much more than people sitting around a cellar waiting for something to happen

U (2006)

U (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Frolics

A likeable and colourful French animated film

Unico (1981)

Unico (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Young Unicorn Boy's Adventures

aka The Fantastic Adventures of Unico Japan. 1981. Crew Director – Toshio Hirata, Screenplay – Masaki Tsuji, Based on a Story by Osamu Tezuka, Producer – Shintaro Tsuji, Music – Ryo Kitayama, Art Direction – Akio Sugino. Production Company – Sanrio. Plot The gods are jealous of the young unicorn boy Unico who can bring […]

Upworld (1991)

Upworld (1991) poster
Rating: ½
Cop and Gnome Partner

The most bizarre of the variants on the buddy cop film that came out after Lethal Weapon in which Anthony Michael Hall is partnered with a gnome. Directed by makeup effects man Stan Winston and an embarrassment to all involved

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

Wrath of the Titans (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

Sequel to the Clash of the Titans remake. Much the same as before except with bigger monsters and more explosions … flash and spectacle that washes over you with all the substance of the light from a disco ball