Shark Week (2012) poster

Shark Week (2012)

Rating:


USA. 2012.

Crew

Director – Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray, Screenplay – Liz Adams & H. Perry Horton, Producer – David Michael Latt, Photography – Pedja Radenkovic, Music – Chris Ridenhour, Visual Effects Supervisor – Joseph J. Lawson, Makeup Effects – Valerie K. Garcia, Production Design – Alexis Forte. Production Company – The Asylum.

Cast

Patrick Bergin (Tiburon), Yancy Butler (Elena), Erin Coker (Reagan Wakefield), Josh Allen (Cal Wilson), Bart Baggett (Holt on credits/Bart Harris in film), Frankie Cullen (Frankie De Vicchi), Valerie K. Garcia (Layla Valesquez), Meredith Thomas (Francine Elliot), Billy Ray (Guerra), Robert Wallace (Peter Arnarson), Eric Wilson (Roger Marshall)


Plot

Eight people are abducted from around Los Angeles. They are transported to an island where they find they are prisoners of the crime kingpin Tiburon. He announces that they will be placed inside pools with different sharks to fight for their survival with their bare hands. Those that survive will earn their freedom. As the group begin making their way across the island fighting the sharks, they discover that Tiburon holds all of them responsible for the death of his son.


Among the gonzo Killer Shark Movie fad of the 200s/10s, the most prominent name has been the low-budget production company The Asylum, a company better known for their mockbusters. The Asylum didn’t quite create but at least jump-started the gonzo killer shark genre with Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) and took it stratospheric with the cult hit of Sharknado (2013). Aside from multiple sequels to both Mega Shark and Sharknado, The Asylum have also unleashed 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012), which also led to a series of sequels each of which kept adding another head to the shark, Ice Sharks (2016), Empire of the Sharks (2017), Planet of the Sharks (2017), Megalodon (2018) and Shark Season (2020).

Shark Week appropriates its title from the Discovery Channel programming event that has been airing since 1988 (usually appearing in July-August) that offers a week of shark-related documentaries. Naturally enough, The Asylum premiered their film one week before the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week season for 2012. Trying to spin this out into a film ends up with a fairly lame premise where you essentially have Survivor (2000- ) but with killer sharks – instead of elimination rounds, the film has people being eaten. There’s even a similar kind of grid keeping tally of the survivors.

You could even go so far as to liken Shark Week to The Most Dangerous Game (1932), one of the key Human Bloodsports films in which an eccentric aristocrat abducts people and then hunts them while they have to defend themselves with their bare hands, although here the aristocrat is now a druglord and the group have to defend themselves against killer sharks.

Yancy Butler and Patrick Bergin in Shark Week (2012)
Yancy Butler and Patrick Bergin

The film clearly doesn’t have enough budget to show the characters jumping from pool to pool as it says it is going to at the outset and so we just ends up with a series of occasional shark attack scenes in pools, caves and the sea. None of these are particularly good as The Asylum’s in-house effects are, as usual for this era, cheap and shitty – the shark scenes often taken place in the dark or quick cuts. Particularly cheap in this regard are the scenes with the party going through a minefield as it explodes behind them and the climactic scenes fighting a shark with a harpoon.

The two drawcard names the film has is Patrick Bergin and Yancy Butler who both once had respectable names. Both are clearly demonstrating their respective careers are further down in the basement than one assumed – Bergin’s control room for the operation, for instance, has just been shot in somebody’s bedroom. Bergin, who I once regarded as an excellent actor – see Sleeping with the Enemy (1991) – seems to have fallen badly. The performance he gives here resembles a wino that has been dragged in from the gutter, minimally cleaned up and given lines to read.

Director Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray is the son of prolific exploitation director Fred Olen Ray. After debuting as an assistant director on his father’s films, Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray has produced a number of films for The Asylum and directed Reptisaurus (2009), Megaconda (2010), Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurs (2010), Almighty Thor (2011), 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012), Asteroid vs. Earth (2014), A House is Not a Home (2015), 3 Headed Shark Attack (2015), Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015), Circus Kane (2017) and Minutes to Midnight (2018).


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