A Chinese Tall Story (2005)


(Qing Dian Da Sheng)

China. 2005.


Director – Jeffrey Lau, Screenplay – An Ji, Producers – Albert Lee, Wang Zhanliang & Wang Zhanglei, Photography – Peter Ngor, Music – Joe Hisaishi, Visual Effects – Menfond Electronic Art & Computer Design Co. Ltd., Visual Effects Directors – Eddy Wong & Victor Wong, Production Design – Bill Lui. Production Company – Emperor Motion Pictures Classic Films/Western Movie Group/Xi’an Film Studio Corp./Huayi Brothers Film Investment Co. Ltd.


Nicholas Tse (Tripitaka), Charlene Choi (Meiyan), Bingbing Fan (Princess Xiaoshan), Bo-lin Chen (Sun Wukong), Kenny Kwan (Zhu Wuneng/Pigsy), Steven Cheung (Sha Wujing/Sandy), Shirley Dai (Lizard Queen), Isabella Leong (Crimson Kid), Wah Yuen (Lord Tortoise), Chia-Hui Lui (Jade Emperor), Kara Hui (Cool Ping)


The monk Tripitaka accompanies Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, and his two companions to the city of Shache. When the city is attacked by a tree demon and its hordes, they go to its defence. Tripitaka and Wukong argue and so Wukong wraps Tripitaka inside a cocoon and uses his staff to banish him far away. Tripitaka is found by villagers and freed by the hideous-looking imp Meiyan. Tripitaka sets out to find a way to rescue Wukong and the others from the tree demon’s clutches. As she accompanies him, Meiyan falls for Tripitaka. Tripitaka denies any attraction but comes to have certain feelings as they journey together. After Meiyan accidentally kills Lord Tortoise and a heavenly envoy, Tripitaka, believing himself responsible, renounces goodness. They settle in a village where the villagers are awed by Tripitaka but have been told by Meiyan that they will achieve immortality by eating his flesh. Meanwhile, Tripitaka encounters a princess who arrives in a spaceship whereupon he realises that they are facing an invasion.

Jeffrey Lau is a Hong Kong director who has made over thirty films since first appearing with The Haunted Cop Shop (1987). He gained fame with his fast-paced blend of nonsense comedy, including films such as All for the Winner (1990), The Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993) and the A Chinese Odyssey films. (See below for Jeffrey Lau’s other genre films).

A Chinese Tall Story is a variant on Journey to the West. Written in China sometime in the 16th Century by an author who is generally attributed as being Wu Cheng En, Journey to the West is one of the great cultural legends of the world. The story concerns a pilgrimage to India undertaken by the scholar Xuanzang/Tripitaka. He is accompanied by several companions – the mischievous trickster Monkey King, the half-human, half-porcine Pigsy and the monk Friar Sand. The four undergo various adventures and encounter fantastical creatures throughout the journey. (Journey to the West has been filmed numerous times before – see below).

Ten years before A Chinese Tall Story, Jeffrey Lau had conducted a two-part adaptation of Journey to the West with A Chinese Odyssey Part 1: Pandora’s Box (1994) and A Chinese Odyssey Part 2: Cinderella (1995), which I have not yet seen. From a description of the plot, A Chinese Tall Story feels like third uncredited film in the trilogy, although Lau would later officially return to his earlier series with A Chinese Odyssey Part Three (2016).

Tripataka (Nicholas Tse) and an angelic Charlene Choi

To put it mildly, A Chinese Tall Story is a completely nutso film. As the title (or at least the title it was given in English-language release) suggests, Lau is riffing/spoofing on A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) and its wildly over-the-top mix of Wu Xia, Eastern supernatural and fantasy elements. Lau goes crazy within the first few scenes where Shache comes under attack by the tree demon and Monkey King and companions go into action in a massively-scaled battle involving hordes of insectoid demons and Bo-lin Chen dealing with them by transforming his staff into a giant flyswat, followed by a battle that tears up an entire mountain while the people of the Indian city burst into a Bollywood-styled dance routine. It’s a wildly imaginative sequence that only falls down due the fact that the film is operating with less than stellar visual effects – rather than those of a top-drawer studio, they look more like the effects for a medium rez computer game.

I am not really an enthusiast of Jeffrey Lau’s films. He specialises in a rowdy and very silly form of slapstick comedy known as mo lei tau. This is not the first approach that comes to mind when you think of the story of Journey to the West. One of the more amusing things throughout is Monkey’s staff, which seems to be the equivalent of a Green Lantern ring and is constantly transforming into everything imaginable – from producing boats to becoming a jet engine plane, even appearing as birds twittering around an unconscious Tripitaka’s head. In the climactic scenes, it even transforms into a giant robot replete with massive amounts of heavy artillery, which the companions proceed to ride into battle against the tree demon. The plot seems completely random with assorted sidetrips off to visit various heavenly realms and the romance between Nicholas Tse and Charlene Choi who is given ugly makeup for much of the film – in typical fashion, this is played over-the-top and extremely silly, involving much in the way of petulant fighting between the two.

What finally leaves you scratching your head is the twist A Chinese Tall Story takes near the end. For the bulk of the film, we have had the impression that we are watching a fantasy film. Many of the elements are drawn from Eastern beliefs and are fantastic. About three-quarters of the way through, for no apparent reason I can discern, Nicholas Tse puts on a Spider-Man lookalike costume. (Doing so, never seems to serve any purpose in the film). During one of his spats with Charlene Choi, he wanders away and encounters an alien woman (Bingbing Fan) who looks like she has stepped out of a UFO from Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) – although she also contradictory claims that she comes from Earth’s past and to have arrived there by a time tunnel.

Nicholas Tse and Bingbing Fan in A Chinese Tall Story (2005)
Nicholas Tse in Spider-Man costume and alien visitor Bingbing Fan

Jeffrey Lau’s other genre films include:- The Haunted Cop Shop (1987) and The Haunted Cop Shop II (1988) and the unrelated Mortuary Blues (1990), all featuring cops versus various monsters; the horror comedy Thunder Cops (1987); All For the Winner (1990) and All For the Winner 2/The Top Bet (1991), gambling comedies about people with clairvoyant abilities; the Wu Xia film The Eagle Shooting Heroes (1993); the two-part adaptation of Journey to the West, A Chinese Odyssey Part 1: Pandora’s Box (1994) and A Chinese Odyssey Part 2: Cinderella (1995); the Chow Yun Fat fantasy comedy Treasure Hunt (1994); the ghost comedy Out of the Dark (1995); the historical fantasy Chinese Odyssey 2002 (2002); Second Time Around (2002), another gambling fantasy; the comedy Metallic Attraction: Kung Fu Cyborg (2009); the romantic comedy The Fantastic Water Babes (2010); the gonzo film parody Just Another Pandora’s Box (2010); East Meets West (2011), a comedy wherein Eastern deities become superheroes; A Chinese Odyssey Part 3 (2016); and Kung Fu League (2018) in which legendary martial arts heroes are summoned to aid a nerd.

Other adaptations of Journey to the West and the tales of the Monkey King include:- the Japanese film Monkey Sun (1940); the Chinese animated Princess Iron Fan (1941); the Japanese film Songoku: The Road to the West/The Adventures of Sun Wu Hung (1959); the Japanese anime Alakazam the Great (1961); the Chinese animated film The Monkey King: Uproar in Heaven (1965), which is the best adaptation of the story to date; a trilogy of live-action films from Hong Kong’s Shaw Brothers Monkey Goes West (1966), Princess Iron Fan (1966) and The Cave of the Silken Web (1967); the popular the Japanese tv series Monkey (1978-9); a South Korean tv series Journey to the West (1982); a Japanese tv series Journey to the West (1993); a Japanese anime tv series Monkey Magic (1998); the US tv mini-series The Monkey King/The Lost Empire (2001) starring Thomas Gibson; the Hong Kong tv mini-series The Monkey King (2002); a Japanese tv series Saiyuki (2006), which had one film spinoff with Saiyuki (2007); the US-made Jackie Chan/Jet Li vehicle The Forbidden Kingdom (2008); the modernised Emperor Visits the Hell (2012); Stephen Chow’s Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons (2013) and its sequel Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017); The Monkey King (2014) starring Donnie Yen and its sequels The Monkey King 2 (2016) and The Monkey King 3 (2018) with Aaron Kwok; and the Chinese animated Monkey King: The Hero is Back (2015).

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