Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Rating:

USA. 2012.

Crew

Director/Visual Effects Supervisor – Joseph J. Lawson, Screenplay – Paul Bales, Producer – David Michael Latt, Photography – Alexander Yellen, Music – Chris Ridenhour, Makeup – Carleigh Herbert, Production Design – Alexa Roland. Production Company – The Asylum

Cast

Dominique Swain (Dr Paige Morgan), Jake Busey (Dr Adrian Reistad), Christopher K. Johnson (Dr Josef Mengele), Josh Allen (Dr Lucas Moss), James Maxwell (Adolf Hitler), Marlene Okner (Silje Lagensa), Lilan Bowden (May Yun), Adam Burch (Dr Mark Maynard), Maria Pallas (Angela), Abderrahim Halaimia (Rahul Jumani), Trevor Kuhn (Brian Monk), Andre Tenerelli (Aaron Blechman)


Plot

Two scientists taking samples in the Antarctic uncover a crashed Nazi plane. They are then made prisoner by Nazi stormtroopers and taken away to be subjected to experiments by the infamous Dr Josef Mengele. Their colleagues from the nearby Neflheim research station come searching for them and discover a chasm that goes deep underground. This leads them to an entire world underneath the ice cap that has tropical temperatures. They are captured, only to discover that the group’s leader Dr Adrian Reistad is in cahoots with the Nazis and has betrayed them. The Nazis have developed highly advanced scientific discoveries, including rayguns, weaponry and skin grafting techniques that has allowed them to prolong their lives. Using their genetic material, Mengele and Reistad now succeed in reviving Adolf Hitler whose head has been attached to a robot body. Under the command of the cyborg Fuehrer, the Nazis emerge from beneath the icecap in a UFO of their own construction and set about to conquer the world.


Since around 2005, the low-budget US production company The Asylum has been making headway with a series of ‘mockbusters’ – cheap films that blatantly imitate the titles of better-known big-budget hits. These have included the likes of War of the Worlds (2005), Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008), Sherlock Holmes (2009), 3 Musketeers (2011), Grimm’s Snow White (2012) and Hansel and Gretel (2013), made when the respective big-screen versions of these came out, and copycat titles such as The Da Vinci Treasure (2006), Snakes on a Train (2006), AVH: Alien vs Hunter (2007), I Am Omega (2007), Transmorphers (2007), Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008), The Day the Earth Stopped (2008), 100 Million B.C. (2008), Sunday School Musical (2008), The 18 Year Old Virgin (2009), Almighty Thor (2011), Battle of Los Angeles (2011), Age of the Hobbits (2012), American Battleship (2012) and Atlantic Rim (2013). Just as popular as The Asylum’s mockbusters was the fad they created for low-budget CGI monster movies with titles that seemed to defy audiences to take them seriously beginning with Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) and continuing through the likes of Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurs (2010), Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011), 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) and Sharknado (2013). Amid these, Nazis at the Center of the Earth is one of the most entertainingly preposterous titles that The Asylum have managed to come up with so far.

As has been pointed out, Nazis at the Center of the Earth seems to have been construed as a mockbuster take on Timo Vuorensola’s Iron Sky (2012), which featured invasion by Nazi flying saucers hidden on the Moon. (The same year also saw another Nazi flying saucer film with The 25th Reich (2012) from Australia). Both films hold a lineage to a spate of Nazi mad scientist films that go back to the 1960s with the likes of The Flesh Eaters (1964), They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964), The Frozen Dead (1966), Flesh Feast (1970), not to mention the sadistic Ilsa movies beginning with Ilsa, She Wolf of the S.S. (1974). Indeed, the very prominence of Auschwitz doctor Josef Mengele as a villain surviving into the present-day and trying to revive the Fuehrer is blatantly borrowed from the big-budget Nazi cloning film The Boys From Brazil (1978). The presence of zombies in stormtrooper uniform goes back to a spate of Nazi zombie films that began with Shock Waves (1977) and includes the likes of Oasis of the Zombies (1981), Zombies Lake (1981), Night of the Zombies (1981), Outpost (2007) and Dead Snow (2009). Surprisingly, the idea of the Nazis having built a base in a Hollow Earth – something called a Symmes Hole after its 19th Century proponent John Cleves Symmes Jr – has some basis in fact with the esoteric Nazi dominated Thule Society having been fascinated with the topic and reference to bases there even having turned up in a speech by Admiral Karl Donitz.

From its opening moments, the credibility of Nazis at the Center of the Earth wavers down around the level of most of The Asylum’s cut-price films. For one, there is Dominique Swain, an actress who briefly hovered around being a name around 2000 but vanished into nothing roles, and Jake Busey, an actor who gives every indication of following in the bad acting footsteps of his father Gary, playing scientists. This is casting at which the two actors, especially Jake Busey, seem to have difficulty maintaining straight faces – especially when Busey is required to join in and give a “Heil Hitler” salute and his expression seems to be one of barely disguised contempt for the show he is in. The scene that was of considerable amusement to me as a former New Zealander is the rather laughably mangled attempt at nailing a New Zealand accent that the two RNZAF pilots make during their flyby encounter with the Nazi UFO towards the end of the film. The early scenes also suffer from The Asylum’s typically cheap effects – of which the film’s director Joseph J. Lawson has acted as a supervisor on a number of their films – notably a somewhat unconvincing looking snowcat. That said, Joseph J. Lawson does get it together in many of the other scenes and produces some fine effects shots with the UFO in flight, of the Hollow Earth and some generally competent ones with the robot Hitler that are well above average for The Asylum.

Nazis at the Center of the Earth becomes immensely entertaining once it gets underground. Christopher K. Johnson (who you would swear is a dead ringer for Ian McKellen) has fun with the Dr Mengele role. From there, the film soon develops a preposterously enjoyable absurdity. The script throws in a nutty concoction that includes everything from hollow Earth theories, Nazi UFOs emerging from under the icecap, zombie stormtroopers, mad science involving rejuvenation experiments and facial grafts from still living victims. There is a more than appreciable level of gore, including a scene where a victim (Lilan Bowden)’s brain is removed from her skull while she is still alive and another where Jake Busey decides to conduct an abortion on girlfriend Marlene Okner’s foetus immediately after she announces that she is pregnant to him. The height of spectacular absurdity is the appearance halfway through of an Adolf Hitler, still alive but now as a head in a jar Futurama (1999-2003)-style attached to a robot body, who conducts leaps around to snip the heads off people and return with the severed head impaled on the spike of his claw. The dialogue offers up classic lines such as the taunt to the robot Hitler “Come on, you bobble-headed sonofabitch,” and even offers up subtitled German for “kiss my ass.” Nazis at the Center of the Earth is an entertainingly madcap film. It hits the level of gonzo absurdity that you would have wished had worn off on some of The Asylum’s absurdly titled but fatally straight-faced films like Snakes on a Train and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Indeed, one would have to cite Nazis at the Center of the Earth as their most enjoyable effort to date.



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