The Shape of Water (2017)

The Shape of Water (2017) poster
Rating: 4

Guillermo Del Toro loves to make monster movies that have sympathy for the monster. This grew out of talks for a remake of The Creature from the Black Lagoon – here the implied romance between creature and heroine was brought out to centre stage. The results are quite magical

Shark Side of the Moon (2022)

Shark Side of the Moon (2022) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another gonzo killer shark film from The Asylum, makers of Sharknado films, featuring Soviet sharks on the Moon

Sharktopus (2010)

Sharktopus (2010) poster
Rating: 1

Amid the fad for deliberately absurd killer shark films viz Sharknado, this surely takes the prize for ridiculousness of conception and delivery – a hybrid creature with the head of a shark and the tentacles of an octopus. I defy you not to burst into laughter at some of the scenes (*)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Entry in the gonzo killer shark film (viz Sharknado et al), sequel to the earlier Sharktopus Though produced by veteran B movie producer Roger Corman, these Sharktopus films are some of the shittiest in the gonzo killer shark fad, featuring way below sub par effects and missing the sense of humour

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015)

Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015) poster
Rating: 0-

Third of the Sharktopus films from Roger Corman, an entry in the series that is making no longer making any effort to take itself seriously

The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid (1979)

The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid (1979) poster
Rating: 0-

The late Bud Spencer and his compatriot Terence Hill appeared in seventeen badly dubbed, slapstick comedies in the 1970s/80s … Spencer went it alone for this excruciating slapstick take on Close Encounters of the Third Kind in which that film’s kid Cary Guffey is an alien found by Spencer’s sheriff

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Sherlock Holmes (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

A mockbuster take on Sherlock Holmes from The Asylum released the same time as the Guy Ritchie-Robert Downey Jr film. Ben Syder makes for a neurotically subdued Holmes but the film takes a leap off into demented Steampunk territory to emerge as one of The Asylum’s better offerings

Shin Godzilla (2016)

Shin Godzilla (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

The 29th of the Japanese Godzilla films. Coming after the longest gap in the series to date, this functions as a complete reboot of the original. Godzilla is reconceived as a fearsome creation amid epic mass destruction and what are hands down the best effects of any film in the series

Shin Kamen Rider (2023)

Shin Kamen Rider (2023) poster
Rating: 3

A reboot of the classic Japanese tv series about a superhero who goes into action on a motorcycle using a suit to transform into a grasshopper being

Shivers (1975)

Shivers (1975) poster
Rating: 4

David Cronenberg’s first commercial release, a vivid work about parasites that turn the residents of an apartment building into sexual fetishists. Cronenberg has set out to shock while beneath that he creates fascinating metaphors about sex

The Shrouds (2024)

The Shrouds (2024) poster
Rating: 4

At age 81, David Cronenberg is still on great form with this perversely fascinating work about the development of a technology that places cameras inside graves to observe corpses as they decay, before leaping off into typical Cronenberg themes and a parody of conspiracy theories

The Signal (2014)

The Signal (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A film ostensibly about alien abductees that has rather pleasurably been construed as a series of wild head-spinning twists that are constantly pulling everything we think we know is going on from under the audience, even if it eventually provides more questions than it ever does answers

Signs (2002)

Signs (2002) poster
Rating: 2

M. Night Shyamalan delves into the crop circle phenomenon and makes an alien invasion film. At this point his films were predicated on big conceptual surprises and this comes out as a damp squib when we find out what is going on

The Silence (2019)

The Silence (2019) poster
Rating: 1

This was dismissed as a copy of a A Quiet Place and had an almost identical plot about survivors sheltering from creatures that attack the smallest sound. In actuality, this was based on a book that predates A Quiet Place

The Silencers (1966)

The Silencers (1966) poster
Rating: 1

The first and probably the least worst in a series of James Bond copycat films starring Dean Martin as agent Matt Helm. Martin plays the part as a tipsy lounge lizard and the film comes stuffed with excruciating double entendres

Silent Night (2021)

Silent Night (2021) poster
Rating: 4

Maybe the best Christmas movie ever. Maybe also the bleakest as a group of friends gather to celebrate Christmas dinner before the end of the world

Singularity (2017)

Rating: 1

John Cusack as a super-villain unleashing an army of giant robots against humanity – what’s not to like? Well maybe the entire film, which fails to leave no Machines Amok cliche unturned. Cusack gives a performance through gritted teeth no doubt at the atrocious dialogue he has to utter

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010)

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Based on Ray Kurzweil’s non-fiction book about the coming evolution of machine intelligence, this is an odd mix of documentary and SF, including a storyline to illustrate Kurzweil’s main theses … The vision is an extraordinarily utopian one but one has just a few plausibility problems with it

Sinking of Japan (2006)

Sinking of Japan (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Big-budget modern Japanese remake of a 1970s disaster movie in which Japan starts to catastrophically sink into the ocean. Despite revisiting the original with CGI spectacle, this is a film in which hardly anything interesting happens

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) poster
Rating: 4

Superlative film that recreates an imagined world of 1930s retro sf filled with flyer heroes, giant robots and stunning Art Deco designs.

Sky High (2005)

Sky High (2005) poster
Rating: 2

This feels like a copy of the Harry Potter films set at a school for trainee superheroes. Alas after the set-up of its premise, the film appears at a loss of what to do and falls back on insipid cliches

Sky Sharks (2020)

Sky Sharks (2020) poster
Rating: 3

This has been conceived as the ultimate modern exploitation film featuring Nazi zombie piloting flying sharks. Think Iron Sky by way of Sharknado. The results are highly entertaining

Slash (2016)

Slash (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Film that concerns itself with slash – a form of fan fiction that imagines sexual relationships between the two male leads of various film and tv series. Some passable discussion of the fandom has been grafted onto a Coming of Age story in ways that only awkwardly gel

Sleight (2016)

Sleight (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

We’ve had films about stage magicians in the last few years from The Prestige to Now You See Me; this has the novelty of focusing on a young street magician against the backdrop of L.A.’s drug culture. The film takes a very strange leap off the deep end into SF territory in the last quarter

Small Soldiers (1998)

Small Soldiers (1998) poster
Rating: 2

Joe Dante had great success in the 1980s but his star started to pale into the 90s. Here he has resorted to a rehash of his biggest hit Gremlins, seemingly conceptually slung together with Toy Storyconcerning an army of malevolent toy soldiers come to life

Smoking Causes Coughing (2022)

Smoking Causes Coughing (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Another of Quentin Dupieux’s hilariously gonzo comedies made up a series of deadpan surreal vignettes

Snake Outta Compton (2018)

Snake Outta Compton (2018) poster
Rating: 0-

As with numerous examples in the zombie and killer shark film of recent, the idea has been to parody an existing title with the addition of a monster and a pun on the original’s title. Essentially what we have is a Scary Movie-like parody of the true-life rapper tale Straight Outta Compton but with the addition of a giant snake

Snatchers (2019)

Snatchers (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Really quite funny film in which a teenage girl becomes pregnant with a body-snatching parasite. Think Mean Girls meets The Hidden

Sneakers (1992)

Sneakers (1992) poster
Rating: 4

Standout thriller set around the world of computing, one of the earliest techno-thriller to adapt to the new internet age

Snowpiercer (2013)

Snowpiercer (2013) poster
Rating: 4

One of the most original science-fiction films of recent years. Set aboard a train where the last survivors of humanity circle a frozen globe, this is less an action film than something like Runaway Train turned into a unique conceptual breakthrough story, all rent through with a fierce parable about social revolution

Solarbabies (1986)

Solarbabies (1986) poster
Rating: 0-

Embarrassingly bad Mel Brooks produced film that seems to have been conceived in terms of conducting a juvenile Mad Max film on rollerskates and throwing SF cliches about without any coherent script

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

Solo A Star Wars Story (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The second of the Stars Wars spinoff films tells a Han Solo origin story. After behind-the-scenes production troubles and a change of directors, it emerges in the hands of Ron Howard who has spent nearly four decades being the world’s most ploddingly sedate director. Nothing particularly terrible but exactly what you expect of Howard

Some Girls Do (1969)

Some Girls Do (1969) poster
Rating: 2

Bulldog Drummond was a gentleman adventurer hero popular in books and films of the 1930s/40s. Here he is reincarnated as a playboy spy amid the spate of James Bond inspired spy films of the 1960s, battling a super-villain outfitted with an army of women with robot brains

Something is Out There (1988)

Something is Out There (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

Mini-series that was a popular hit in its day, which largely steals its premise of a human and alien cop hunting a body-hopping alien from The Hidden. What makes the show work past its rather ordinary story, is the two leads and their wittily sparring Lethal Weapon-type relationship

Somnus (2016)

Somnus (2016) poster
Rating: 1

I’ve always been a fan of real space films – one that deal with space travel realistically – and this low-budget British effort seems to be making a good start only to bog down in one of the most incomprehensible plots I have ever sat through outside of a surrealist film

Son of Godzilla (1968)

Son of Godzilla (1968) poster
Rating: 3

The eighth Godzilla film featuring the introduction of his son Minya in a shameless pitch for juvenile audiences. The series is no longer taking itself seriously, although ends up more likeable than some of the other entries of this period

The Son of Kong (1933)

The Son of Kong (1933) poster
Rating: 2.5

The 1933 King Kong is a landmark classic Yhis sequel was quickly produced soon after its success,. While the original created a monster movie fairytale, this plays everything for maximum cuteness – it is essentially King Kong mounted as a children’s film

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the hit videogame adaptation, this offers up fairly much the same mix of elements as before – a cutely anthrompomorphic creature and Jim Carrey going to rafter-rattling excess

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) poster
Rating: 3

Third of the Sonic the Hedgehog films and surprisingly far more entertaining than you expect from such a lightweight formulaic film

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) poster
Rating: 2.5

After a disastrous fan reception of its initial trailer, the film of the videogame arrives on screen. The surprise is that for such a zero expectation film and one that defies the engagement of any of your braincells it is as much fun as it is.

Sorry to Bother You (2018)

Sorry to Bother You (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

This directorial debut for rapper Boots Riley is a very funny satire on telemarketing that becomes increasingly more surreal as it goes on. Imagine something like Spike Lee around the point of Do the Right Thing mixed with the absurdist humour of Kurt Vonnegut

Sound of My Voice (2011)

Sound of My Voice (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Fascinating film about a cult centred around a woman who claims to come from the future. Featuring an ethereal performance from a then unknown Brit Marling, the film remains ambiguous about her claims. Less a script than a series of often emotionally raw scenes that have been improvised between the actors

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

A Sound of Thunder (2005) poster
Rating: 0.5

Adaptation of the classic Ray Bradbury time travel story is overblown as a ridiculous big-budget film filled with bad science where the original point of the story disappears in a script that makes no sense

Source Code (2011)

Source Code (2011) poster
Rating: 3

The second film from Duncan Jones, this places Jake Gyllenhaal through a Groundhog Day scenario as he is forced to relive the same eight minutes in order to find who planted a bomb on a train

Southland Tales (2006)

Southland Tales (2006) poster
Rating: 3

Richard Kelly of Donnie Darko fame makes a work set in a near-future L.A., a sprawling film bursting at the edges with too many characters and subplots but not uninteresting

Soylent Green (1973)

Soylent Green (1973) poster
Rating: 3

The film mangles and fails to understand the fine Harry Harrison novel it is based on but in its own right creates an effective and worthwhile portrait of a badly overpopulated 21st Century New York

The Space Between Us (2017)

The Space Between Us (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Following the huge success of films like Gravity and The Martian that portray space travel with scrupulous realism, this can be considered the Young Adult version. It pays surprising attention to getting its science right; on the other hand, that doesn’t excuse the gaping implausibilities elsewhere

Space Chimps (2008)

Space Chimps (2008) poster
Rating: 2

An animated film about NASA experimental chimpanzees. Not quite up there with Pixar but an amiable and unpretentious and amiable outing

Space Cop (2016)

Space Cop (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Comedy about a cop from the future who joins the present-day force where he is partnered with a cop thawed out from the 1960s. This is a premise that should have been funny but emerges as something like Sledge Hammer cast with the characters from Dumb and Dumber

Space Cowboys (2000)

Space Cowboys (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Clint Eastwood directs a film about a quartet of aging NASA astronauts reunited for one mission back into space after forty years.