Me and My Mates vs. the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Me and My Mates vs the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Australian Zombie Comedy/Lads vs Zombies

Australian venture into the zombie comedy stakes. The basic premise is to take a bunch of lads and set their cheerfully Neanderthal, sexist, beer-drinking, sports loving ways up against the zombie apocalypse. One’s mind is soon cringing at the offensiveness of the humour

Mimesis (2011)

Mimesis (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters Trapped in a Simulation of Night of the Living Dead

This comes with an interestingly different premise wherein characters are abducted and wake up inside a simulation of Night of the Living Dead and realise they are meant to replay the roles of the people in the farmhouse at siege from the zombie onslaught

Monster Brawl (2011)

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Wrestling Match Between Famous Monsters

This has the mildly amusing idea of taking the idea of films like Dracula vs Frankenstein et al one step further and actually pitting various classic monsters against one another in a wrestling match. Beyond its mimicry of televised wrestling though, there is almost nothing else to the film

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombat (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

This film adaptation of the videogame is a lot of fun. The plot is a rehash of Enter the Dragon but the film offers up wall-to-wall action and exotic creatures. A directorial debut for Paul W.S. Anderson who has been behind several other videogame-adapted films, most notably the Resident Evil series

Mortuary (2005)

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Creature in the Crypt/Body Snatchers

Another effort in the sad slide into shabby amateurishness that marked that latter years of Tobe Hooper’s career, a muddled effort set around a mortuary involving body-snatching fungus and deformed relatives in the crawlspaces

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

The Mummy (2017)

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Revived Mummy

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

Mutant (1984)

Mutant/Night Shadows (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Toxic Waste Zombies

One of the handful of films from the underrated 70s/80s director John ‘Bud’ Cardos. Cardos does extremely creating an usual smalltown atmosphere simmering with Southern bigotry, before the film erupts into a more standard toxic waste zombies outbreak film

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood (2008)

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Gangbangers vs the Zombie Apocalypse

There is a great title and the germ of a good idea here – two rival street gangs and a white cop are forced to set aside their difference and cooperate to deal with the zombie apocalypse. Alas, as a directorial outing from the writer of the Sharknado films, this emerges cheaply and tattily

Navy Seals vs Zombies (2015)

Navy Seals vs Zombies (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Action Film

Surprisingly, about the only ‘vs’ titled zombie film to take itself seriously. I have no time for films about the glory of military heroism, where this has both feet firmly planted, but what must be commended is that it is one of the few films where the soldiers feel like an actual trained combat unit

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

Necronos (2010)

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Black Sorcerer Seeks Sacrificial Victims

German low-budget film about a resurrected sorcerer, this goes out on a wild edge, winds everything up to 15 on the dial and positively wades in blood, gore and torture scenes

The Night Eats the World (2018)

The Night Eats the World (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

The zombie genre has become creatively overused and exhausted in recent years but this French entry plays with an appealing originality, sort of like a low-key version of Dawn of the Dead where a man builds a Parisian apartment building into his own paradise

Night of Something Strange (2016)

Night of Something Strange (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie-Creating Sexually Transmitted Disease

Film about a zombie-creating sexually transmitted disease that feels like it was made by a bunch of drunken adolescents trying to out-gross each other after an all-weekend beer party. A film that is readily ventures into bad taste and is prepared to offend

Night of the Dead “Leben Tod” (2006)

Night of the Dead: "Leben Tod" (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombies

Entry in the 00s zombie revival fad from the early days of The Asylum, this is the most gore-drenched zombie film ever made. Overlooked but a better film than you think

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Remake of George Romero’s seminal zombie classic. The 3D is no more than a gimmick, while elsewhere they are some radical changes – a white Ben, a lame explanation for the zombies, some far-too-cute in-jokes – that fails to match the effectiveness of the original

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Night of the Living Dead (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Zombies

The film that created the modern zombie genre, that took a creature from voodoo and reinvented at a something stumbling and wanting only to devour flesh. George Romero creates a horror film that shoots out all cozy, established convention

Night of the Living Dead Reanimated (2009)

Night of the Living Dead Reanimated (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animated Night of the Living Dead Homage

A unique homage to Night of the Living Dead wherein the original has been recreated with a bewildering range of artwork and short pieces of animation from dozens of different artists, even scenes conducted by sock puppets and animated Barbie dolls

Night of the Living Deb (2015)

Night of the Living Deb (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Comedy

This rather appealingly plays out as a sex-reversed version of Shaun of the Dead with Maria Thayer as a slightly clueless woman who ends up in the midst of the zombie apocalypse with the guy she spent the night with. Thayer gives a winning performance and the humour is smart and witty

Night of the Seagulls (1975)

Night of the Seagulls (1975) poster
Rating: ★★½
Blind Knights Templar Zombies

The fourth of the Blind Dead films from Spanish director Amando de Ossorio. The film, concerning Knights Templars who were blinded and have returned as zombies, have gained a modest cult

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Halloween Denizens Take Over Christmas/Stop-Motion Animation

Tim Burton and Henry Selick combine on this stop-motion animated fantasy made in Burton’s characteristcially eccentric style, a beautifully stylised and dark fantasy in which assorted Halloween denizens invade Christmas

Nightmare City (1980)

Nightmare City (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film

One of the numerous gore-drenched Italian zombie films of the 1980s copying George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead. The film is like the kid in class who doesn’t have much skill but who throws himself into what he does with wholehearted abandon

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

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Gonzo Zombie Musical

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

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Nazi Zombies

One of the original Nazi zombies films with zombies protecting an oasis that hides a gold treasure. This was made by prolific exploitation director Jess Franco meaning that much of the film’s potential is drowned in cheap production values and bad dubbing

Oƨombie (2012)

Osombie (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Osama bin Laden as a Zombie

This surely takes the cake amid the fad for wacky zombie films in which Osama bin Laden is resurrected as a zombie. Imagine a mash-up between Zero Dark Thirty and a zombie film

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Pandemic (2016)

Pandemic (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

While the title leads you to expect a plague outbreak film, you soon discover this is a zombie film. What it is is a Found Footage film mounted as a First Person Shooter film at which you have to admit that it launches into action with considerable gusto and ferocity

ParaNorman (2012)

ParaNorman (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stop-Motion Animated Children's Film/Kid Sees Dead People

Stop-motion animated children’s film from Laika that demonstrates a willingness to be scary. The film starts to move out of the amiably likeable after around the halfway point when it begins to play a number of horror tropes against expectation to deliver a reasonable message about fear and prejudice

Patient Zero (2018)

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Rabid Zombies/Man Who Can Speak Their Language

A zombie film in all but name concerning people infected with a mutant strain of rabies. Former Doctor Who star Matt Smith is absurdly miscast as someone who can speak the language of the infected. Unfortunately the film does nothing at all to make the central premise believable.

Peelers (2016)

Peelers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Strippers vs Zombies

There have been a surprising number of films in recent years offering up the combination of zombies and strippers. Although what we have is never quite specified as zombies, this offers up strippers kicking zombie ass with a great deal of gore-drenched relish

Peninsula (2020)

Peninsula (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Train to Busan Sequel/Zombie Film

Yeon Sang-ho makes a sequel to his international breakout zombie film hit of Train to Busan, appropriating the basics of Escape to New York to good ends

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Pesticide (1978)

Pesticide (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Zombie Film

One of the films from cult director Jean Rollin. This is a zombie film, clearly influenced by Night of the Living Dead, but with a uniquely French spin – the zombies are caused by drinking toxic wine

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

After the two last lacklustre entries, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise starts to recover where the two new directors pull off some spectacular comedy-action sequences that go a long way towards recapturing what the series used to be

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is revived for a fifth outing. There is a new director in Rob Marshall but bar an energetic comic opening, he never does much that hits the zany heights of the previous entries

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

Enjoyably tongue-in-cheek pirate swashbuckler based on the Disney theme park that proved an enormous hit and spun off a series of sequels, as well as giving Johnny Depp one of his iconic roles

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Invasion/Classic Bad Movie

This has become legendary as the Worst Film Ever Made. Maybe it is but the audience that celebrates its technical gaffes, the purple prose and bizarre bheind-the-scenes stories has contrarily made it one of cultish fascination

Platoon of the Dead (2009)

Platoon of the Dead (1989) poster
Rating: ½
Zombie Film

A painfully amateurish zombie films – the entire show has been shot in someone’s house; there are only two gore effects throughout; and when it comes to the titular platoon the soldiers are limited to only three in number

Please Don’t Feed the Children (2024)

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Imprisonment Thriller/Zombie Film

Steven Spielberg’s daughter Destry makes her directorial debut with a confused mix of an imprisonment thriller and a zombie film, albeit a zombie film that only produces a single zombie

Pontypool (2008)

Pontypool (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombie Film/Deadly Contagion in the English Language

Bruce McDonald makes a standout fim with Stephen McHattie as a radio dj dealing with a zombie infection that inhabits the English langage

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jane Austen Retold with Zombies

Based on the book that led a publishing phenomenon in which literary classics are mashed up with monsters, this has the difficult balancing act – that of making Jane Austen’s Regency romance sit alongside zombies – nevertheless manages to play both with an impeccably straight-face

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
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Zombie Film

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

Rating: ★★
Zombies Overtake an Airport Terminal

A sequel to Quarantine, the English-language remake of [Rec]. Abandoning the Found Footage concept, and indeed much continuity, to the other films, this is nothing more than a standard zombie film set inside an airport terminal

The Quick and the Undead (2006)

The Quick and the Undead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-Holocaust Zombie Hunter

Exactly as the title suggests, a mash-up between the zombie film and a Western (albeit relocated to a post-apocalyptic future) – and one that plays itself surprisingly seriously

Range 15 (2016)

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Zombie Comedy

This is a crowdourced film made by military veterans who set out with the idea of creating better military characterisations in films. Bizarrely enough, they turn to the zombie comedy to do so and the result is the crassest, most willfully offensive zombie film ever made

Re-Animator (1985)

Re-Animator (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Resurrection of the Dead/Splatter Black Comedy/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

This was one of the classic 1980s splatter films. Stuart Gordon throws most of H.P. Lovecraft’s tone out the window and goes for hilariously black comedy served up with outrageously over-the-top effects

Re-Kill (2015)

Re-Kill (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Hunters Mock Reality TV Show

The zombie film has become creatively exhausted of recent – this is one original treatment, mocked up as a reality tv show like Cops, following soldiers into infestation zones, all interspersed with a series of witty commercials

[Rec]3: Genesis (2012)

[Rec]3 Genesis (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Outbreak at a Wedding

Third entry in the hit Spanish Found Footage series. Not the origin story it promises to be, is the one entry in the series that decides to have fun. The Found Footage look is abandoned soon in, nevertheless it turns out the gore-drenched goods and is peopled with a range of amusingly eccentric characters

[Rec]4: Apocalypse (2014)

[Rec]4 Apocalypse (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak on a Ship

The fourth film in the [Rec] series. This abandons the Found Footage look but without it, all we have is just another zombie film. As such, you don’t feel that it adds anything substantial to the [Rec] series, nevertheless builds to an intensively gore-drenched climax

Redneck Zombies (1989)

Redneck Zombies (1989) poster
Rating:
Zombie Comedy

Classic title from Troma Films, quite possibly the first ever gonzo zombie film, this also counts as one of the worst zombie films ever made

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Lab Complex of Zombies

Based on the survival horror videogame, this was the first in a surprisingly popular series of films. It also presaged a major return of the zombie film during the 2000s/10s, even if this only treads where George Romero went better before

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

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Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/City of Zombies

The first of the Resident Evil sequels and a better film than its predecessor, getting in a series of spectacular, if at times ridiculously silly, action sequences

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Videogame Adaptation

The first in a series of anime films that were produced by Capcom, the creators of the Resident Evil videogames, and intended to run parallel to the live-action films. I was never a big fan of the live-action films. The question is – does Resident Evil work better in the anime format?

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Third of the Resident Evil films. This expands the scale of action to show the entire world destroyed by the virus but for all that and a decent budget, director Russell Mulcahy fails to push the elements to a suitable head of steam

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

The Resident Evil films are designed for people who were introduced to drama via the Xbox, action sequences that can be assembled in random order and where it doesn’t matter what happens. I watched this, the sixth and final entry, with next-to-no enthusiasm but then quite unexpectedly it starts to work

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Zombies and Mutations

A reboot of the Resident Evil film series under a new director with Johannes Roberts who abandons the previous action poses for a far darker and more visceral survival horror approach

Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Return of the Living Dead (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies/Black Comedy

Spinoff of Night of the Living Dead that emerged from a complicated copyright split with George Romero. Director Dan O’Bannon substitutes black humour to deliver an hilariously different take on Romero’s zombie film

Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

Return of the Living Dead III (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Girlfriend

Brian Yuzna’s entry is the only worthwhile effort among the sequels to Dan O’Bannon’s Return of the Living Deadwhere Yuzna adds an original plot about a zombie girlfriend and the film is spiked with perverse imagery

Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988)

Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) poster
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Zombie Comedy

Dan O’Bannon’s Return of the Living Dead came with a cheerfully black cynicism that was a wonderfully fresh alternative to George Romero amid the 1980s zombie fad – this sequel has a painfully unfunny lameness that could not sit at more removed extreme to that

Revealer (2022)

Revealer (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stripper and Fundamentalist Trapped Together During the Apocalypse

This sells you with its concept – a stripper and a religious fundamentalist are trapped together in a peepshow as the apocalypse occurs – and works surprisingly well

The Rezort (2015)

The Rezort (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Game Resort for Hunting Zombies

This has the interesting idea of “what if we did Jurassic Park but with zombies instead of dinosaurs?” – a game resort where people can hunt zombies only for the security grids to go down. The result is a halfway reasonable effort.