
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Rating: ★★★
US Army’s Psychic Warfare Division Comedy

The Collector (2009)
Rating: ★★
Sadism and Torture

Color Me Blood Red (1965)
Rating: ★★½
Splatter Film

Blue Flame (1993)
Rating: ★★½
Alien Psychological Games in Dream Reality

The Box (2009)
Rating: ★
Mysterious Stranger Offers Couple a Terrible Choice

Astro Boy (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Anime TV Series Remake/Android Boy

A Christmas Carol (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Miser’s Redemption/Animation

2012 (2009)
Rating: ★★½
The End of the World/Disaster Movie

Sisters (2006)
Rating: ★
Siamese Twins Psycho-Thriller

Zombieland (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Comedy

The Stepfather (2009)
Rating: ★
Psycho Stepfather

Surrogates (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Future Where People Inhabit Avatar Bodies

Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Boy Frolics With Friendly Monsters

The Invention of Lying (2009)
Rating: ★★
World Where Nobody Lies

Stan Helsing: A Parody (2009)
Rating: ★½
Horror Parody

Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Cheerleader

Saw VI (2009)
Rating: ★★
Killer’s Sadistic Games

Paranormal Activity (2007)
Rating: ★★★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Rating: ★★
Jailed Genius Enacts Vigilante Justice

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Inventor Creates Rains of Food

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Vampire Wars/Circus of Freaks

9 (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Post-Holocaust Dolls vs Evil Machines

A Reflection of Fear (1971)
Rating: ★★
Psycho-Thriller

Crying Freeman (1995)
Rating: ★★★½
Manga Adaptation/Mysterious Assassin

The Secret of Moonacre (2008)
Rating: ★★★
Victorian Children’s Fantasy Film

The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Time Travel Romance

Desperation (2006)
Rating: ★★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Possessed Sheriff

G-Force (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Talking Guinea Pig Secret Agents

Silence, Ça Tue (2008)
Rating: ★★
Murderous Filmmakers Mockumentary

Shorts (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Magic Wishing Stone

Ninja Assassin (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Martial Arts

Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Parody

Aliens in the Attic (2009)
Rating: ★★
Children vs Alien Invaders

Up (2009)
Rating: ★★★★½
Pixar Animation/Old Man Goes on an Adventure

Highlander: The Source (2007)
Rating: 0
Immortal Quest

Spice World (1997)
Rating: ★★
The Spice Girls’ Gonzo Escapades

Master of the World (1961)
Rating: ★★★
Victorian Airship Adventure/Jules Verne Adaptation

Orphan (2009)
Rating: ★★
Evil Child

Case 39 (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Evil Child

Barbie Presents Thumbelina (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Barbie Fairytale

Alien Trespass (2009)
Rating: ★★★
1950s SF Homage

The Sword of the Barbarians (1982)
Rating: ½
Italian Sword and Sorcery

Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)
Rating: ★
Gonzo Monster Movie

The Age of Stupid (2009)
Rating: ★★
Environmentally Devastated Future/Global Warming Documentary

The Man Who Laughs (1928)
Rating: ★★★★
Historical Horror/Man With a Frozen Grin

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter (2001)
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Comedy

The Initiation of Sarah (2006)
Rating: ★★
Occult War Between Rival Sororities

One Missed Call (2008)
Rating: ★
Haunted Cellphone Calls

W (1974)
Rating: ★★½
Psycho-Thriller

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)
Rating: ★★★★
Hammer Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009)
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

District 9 (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Refugee Camp

Snakes on a Train (2006)
Rating: ★
Snake Vomiting Curse/Snakes Amok

Whitechapel (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
Modern-Day Jack the Ripper Killings

Outlaw (2007)
Rating: ★★
Vigilante Film

Dead Snow (2009)
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Coraline (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Sinister Mirror World

Black Water (2007)
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Crocodile

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008)
Rating: ★★★½
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

The Devil’s Advocate (1997)
Rating: ★★★½
The Devil is a Lawyer

Paperhouse (1989)
Rating: ★★★½
Girl Builds a House in Dreams

Dr Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008)
Rating: ★½
Teenager That Can Speak to Animals

I’m Not Harry Jenson. (2009)
Rating: ★★
Psycho on a Tramping Expedition

Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Rating: ★★
Gypsy Curse

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

Thirst (2009)
Rating: ★★★★
Korean Vampire Film

TinkerBell (2008)
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Fairy’s Adventures

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008)
Rating: ★
Sword and Sorcery

WarGames: The Dead Code (2006)
Rating: ★
Teen Hacker Thriller/Amok A.I.

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007)
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Animation

Ponyo on a Cliff By the Sea (2008)
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Fish Girl Becomes Human

Moon (2009)
Rating: ★★★
Man Isolated on The Moon/Cloning Mystery

The Limits of Control (2009)
Rating: ★★
Cryptic Assignment/Surrealism

City of Ember (2008)
Rating: ★★★★
Young Adult/Underground City

Best Worst Movie (2009)
Rating: ★★★½
The Making of Troll 2 Documentary

April Fool’s Day (2008)
Rating: ★
Slasher Film

Get Smart (2008)
Rating: ★½
TV Series Remake/Spy Comedy

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Rating: ★★½
Young Wizard

Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Film

Roadgames (1981)
Rating: ★★★★
Road Movie Psycho-Thriller

Red Riding Hood (1987)
Rating: ★★
Fairy-Tale

The Trial of Tony Blair (2007)
Rating: ★
Political What If Scenario

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

Prey (2004)
Rating: ★★½
Australian Monster Movie

The Nines (2007)
Rating: ★★★★
Reality Bender

Mary Reilly (1996)
Rating: ★★★★
Dr Jekyll’s Maid

Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)
Rating: ★
Surfer Vampires

Lonely Hearts (2006)
Rating: ★★
True-Life Serial Killers

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004)
Rating: ★★
Animation/Barbie Fairytale

Mongrel (1982)
Rating: 0
Possibly Supernatural Killer Dog

Cherry Falls (2000)
Rating: ★★★
Slasher Film

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The Ruins (2008)
Rating: ★★★
Killer Plants

Son of Dracula (1943)
Rating: ★½
Universal Dracula Sequel

The Sandlot: Heading Home (2007)
Rating: ★★
Baseball Star Returns to His Childhood

Two of a Kind (1983)
Rating: ★
Angelic Intervention Comedy

My Mom’s a Werewolf (1989)
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Housewife Comedy

The Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
Rating: ★★
Phantom in the Multiplex/Kid’s Caper Movie

The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)
Rating: ★★
Reality Bender