Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Disaster Movie & SF Spoof

Airplane was a parody of the disaster movie that proved a hit. This was a sequel that expands the action aboard the space shuttle and contains many SF in-jokes but to generally lesser effect

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Amityville II The Possession (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted House/Possession

The first of The Amityville Horror sequels and a far more entertaining film than its predecessor by abandoning the pretence at telling a true story and adding a possession plot and makeup effects to the mix

Bad Blood (1982)

Bad Blood (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
True-Life New Zealand Mass Murderer

Film based on true-life New Zealand mass murderer Stanley Graham, a disenfranchised farmer who became a local hero after shooting several police and inspiring a massive manhunt

The Beast Within (1982)

The Beast Within (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Monster Transformation

Modest entry among the early 1980s fad for air bladder transformation effects with Paul Clemens transforming into a cicada creature. Philippe Mora creates some solid directorial set-pieces

Blade Runner (1982)

Blade Runner (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Cyberpunk Future/Hunt for Escaped Androids

Ridley Scott’s film was not a success at the time but has since become regarded as a SF masterpiece, one of the defining screen treatments of android themes while the incredibly dense and detailed vision of the future was copied by dozens of subsequent films

Boarding House (1982)

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Psychic Killings

An incredibly bad film, the first ever shot on videotape concerning a man who lets nubile girls move into his home only for them to come under psychic attack

BrainWaves (1982)

Rating: ★★½
Experimental Neurosurgery/Transplanted Memories

Ulli Lommel film in which Suzanne Love undergoes experimental brain surgery only to start receiving memories from the donor, a woman who was murdered

Cafe Flesh (1982)

Cafe Flesh (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Film/Sex Performers in an Impotent Future

An adult film that gained a critical respectability when it came out, an avant garde work set in a future where the populace has become impotent and the handful unaffected perform sex in clubs for paying audiences

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

Chronopolis (1982)

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Rating: ★★½
Animation/City of All-Powerful Beings

More of an abstract art short than a film. Dialogueless, almost plotless, this concerns the lone human in a city inhabited by inscrutable beings that amuse themselves by rearranging matter

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sword and Sorcery

Adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s pulp adventure stories and the film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. The script from Oliver Stone takes unevenly from Howard but director John Milius gives the film a brutal, primal majesty

Creepshow (1982)

Creepshow (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Horror Anthology

Stephen King and George Romero collaborate on a horror anthology made as homage to the EC Comics, telling five tales that replicate the blacker-than-black sense of humour (and even the visual look) of the comic-book with hilarious results

The Dark Crystal (1982)

The Dark Crystal (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantastical Other World/Epic Fantasy Adventure

The film that Jim Henson chose to make as successor to The Muppets. An astonishing technical leap beyond Muppetry to create an entire fantasy world in living, breathing detail all only inhabited by puppets. One of the few original screen works that conjures the depth and texture of J.R.R. Tolkien

Deadly Eyes (1982)

Deadly Eyes (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Rats

The late James Herbert was a writer of extraordinary ferocity and gore-drenched extremes. This is an adaptation of his first book The Rats where all the ferocity has been watered down to become an anodyne, standard Animals Amok film – one where the giant rats are played by puppies

The Deadly Spawn (1982)

The Deadly Spawn (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Nasty in the Cellar

Fan filmmaking back from the day when filmmakers struggled with technologies like Super 8, a film driven by its makers’ immense enthusiasm and some surprisingly good creature effects, making one of the few highly original variations on the Alien alien

Deathtrap (1982)

Deathtrap (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Whodunnit Parody/Ira Levin Adaptation

Adapted from an Ira Levin play, this is an hilarious parody of the whodunnit with Michael Caine and Christopher Reeve engaged in a series of games trying to outsmart the other amid a series of brilliant whiplash reversals

Eating Raoul (1982)

Eating Raoul (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Killing Kinksters Black Comedy

Paul Bartel’s black comedy where he and Mary Woronov play a couple who pose as kinksters to lure swingers and then kill them off. all to fund setting up an exclusive restaurant

E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Cute Alien

Perhaps the greatest children’s film ever made, the story of the affection between a lonely boy and a stranded alien. Steven Spielberg paints in beautiful, tender emotions from the heart that can only not touch the most cynical

Firefox (1982)

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Rating: ★★★★
Hi-Tech Fighter Plane Theft/Techno-Thriller

Clint Eastwood directs/stars in one of the best Cold War thrillers about the theft of a hi-tech fighter plane from inside the Iron Curtain. The Soviet Union is portrayed with paranoid effect, while the film reaches an exhilarating climax with the plane in flight

Forbidden World (1982)

Forbidden World (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutating Monster

One of the numerous copies of Alien. This was produced by Roger Corman, which means more of an exploitation emphasis – the alien is three times the size, there is more of a T&A emphasis and the effects are cannibalised from his other films

Forbidden Zone (1982)

Forbidden Zone (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Other-Dimensional Musical

Cultishly bizarre, deliberately offbeat and wacky film that was made as a vehicle for the band Oingo Boingo. More a film you admire for its determination to be strange than anything else

Full Moon High (1982)

Full Moon High (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Comedy

Werewolf films were all the thing around 1980-1 with hits like The Howling and An American Werewolf in London. This is cult director Larry Cohen’s often extremely silly but not entirely unamusing comedy take

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween III Season of the Witch (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mad Scientist's Occult Revenge Plot

Unrelated to the Michael Myers saga, John Carpenter tried to use the Halloween name to launch an original horror series. The plot is a baffling mix of Celtic magic and hi-tech but Tommy Lee Wallace creates some way out effects scenes

Humongous (1982)

Humongous (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film/Mad Deformity

Canadian-made slasher film from the director of the original Prom Night. This mixes slasher standard with a variant on the Mad/Deformed Relative in the Attic plot but mostly seems terminally dull

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982)

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
1950s Alien Invasion Film Homage

Obscure title that when seen is revealed to be a surprisingly well-made (in places) homage to the 1950s alien invasion genre and replication of the era’s style of filmmaking

Jekyll and Hyde … Together Again (1982)

Jekyll and Hyde ... Together Again (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jekyll and Hyde Spoof

Extremely silly and at times undeniably funny spoof on Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde – here Dr Jekyll becomes a coke addict who snorts his formula and turns into a swinger with a giant afro

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982)

Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts vs Evil Sorcerer

Hong Kong cinema of the 1970s was dominated by kung fu films but by the end of the decade the search for novelty resulted in some bizarre crosshatches such as this bizarre effort in which a kung fu practitioner against a sorcerer who raises ghosts and even Count Dracula to fight

The Last Horror Film (1982)

The Last Horror Film (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Maniac Stalks Actress Through the Cannes Festival

A successor to the controversial Maniac with Joe Spinell as an obsessed fan stalking an actress played by Caroline Munro. The film has the novelty of being shot guerilla-style during the Cannes festival with many scenes filmed during press conferences and premieres with the crowds unaware

Liquid Sky (1982)

Liquid Sky (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drug-Addicted Flying Saucer

Culty New Wave film with Anne Carlisle as a model who has a miniature UFO land on her New York apartment roof where it devours her lovers for the opiate in the brain produced during orgasm

The Living Dead Girl (1982)

The Living Dead Girl (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Returns from the Dead

Another entry from the oeuvre of cult French director Jean Rollin – a film about the bond between a girl and her zombified friend that sits between some gore amateurish effects and a poetic subtlety

A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982)

A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Period Sexual Rondeau Comedy

One of Woody Allen’s slighter films, a sexual rondeau set at the turn of the 20th Century, although mostly riffing on Allen’s familiar sexual neuroses. Contains minor fantasy elements.

Mongrel (1982)

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Possibly Supernatural Killer Dog

Incredibly shabby film about residents of a Texas boarding house being killed by a supernatural dog

Next of Kin (1982)

Next of Kin (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho-Thriller

Stylishly directed Australian psycho-thriller about a woman who inherits a retirement home but finds someone is killing the seniors

Pandemonium (1982)

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Slasher/Horror Parody

The slasher film only really came into existence in 1980 but was so prolifically milked that by even two years later it had spawned its own sub-cycle of parodies. This hits in with a wacky anything goes absurdity but, aside from an amusing Carrie spoof, little of it is funny

Parsifal (1982)

Parsifal (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wagner Opera/Arthurian Legends

Epic filmed version of the Richard Wagner opera set around the Arthurian legends and the quest for the Holy Grail

The Pirate Movie (1982)

The Pirate Movie (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Pirate Musical

Widely rididculed attempt to market Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance as a teen pop film by way of The Blue Lagoon. A mind-spinning film that seems to have no limit on how silly it is prepared to be, including numerous anachronistic contemporary pop culture in-jokes and fourth-wall breaking gags

The Plague Dogs (1982)

The Plague Dogs (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Animation/Talking Escaped Lab Animals

Almost completely ignored at the time of its release, an animated masterpiece where Martin Rosen, the director of Watership Down, adapts another Richard Adams about two escaped laboratory animals. This has an incredible and at times dark emotional range far away from Disney

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Slapstick of Another Kind (1982)

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Alien Twin Geniuses/Kurt Vonnegut Adaptation

Another failed attempt to film the works of Kurt Vonnegut where Vonnegut’s ironic pessimism ends up as witless slapstick chaos on screen

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Feminist Slasher Film

Supposedly a feminist parody of the slasher film but one has doubts. For one, the film is lacking in discernible irony and otherwise no different from the other slasher films of the era bar the fact it was directed by a woman

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Second of the Star Trek films, usually regarded as the fan favourite because of its often moving character focus on themes of life, death and aging. Ricardo Montalban makes a grandly theatrical villain and the film gets some great suspense out of space war sequences

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

John Carpenter at the peak of his career, remaking The Thing from Another World as a wild and phantasmagoric film steeped in paranoia that proved to be the absolute epitome of the era’s fad for air-bladder transformation effects

The Time Masters (1982)

The Time Masters (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Planetary Adventure

One of the films from Rene Laloux, the animator who made Fantastic Planet and Gandahar. Here Laloux collaborates with cult fantasy artist Moebius and the result is a planetary adventure filled with trippily exotic backgrounds and creatures

Time Walker (1982)

Time Walker (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Mummy from Outer Space

I had heard about this for years – it had a reputation as ‘the mummy from outer space film’. Seen, it proves disappointingly routine – all the tomb raiding is over after the first scene and the rest is little more than a slasher movie with the mummy akin to a hockey-masked maniac wandering a campus killing co-eds

Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982)

Timerider The Legend of Lyle Swann (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Motorcyclist Time Travels to the Old West

Rather slight film with the amusing concept of a present-day motorcyclist thrown back in time to the Old West

Trick or Treats (1982)

Trick or Treats (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

From the heyday of the slasher film, an effort about a babysitter stalked by an escaped maniac on Halloween Night, which draws great influence from classics of the era such as Halloween and When a Stranger Calls. Nothing standout but what a great supporting cast

Tron (1982)

Tron (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Journey into Cyberspace

A flop in its day, nobody at the time saw how revolutionary this was in that it predicted the idea of cyberspace and the internet. The design of the world inside the computer all in candy apple colours and geometric shapes is extraordinary

The Turkish Star Wars (1982)

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Planetary Adventure/Bad Movie Classic

A strong contender for Worst Film Ever. Rather than create any effects, it has simply uplifted footage from Star Wars, while the score is a mismash taken from popular films of the era. The dialogue is so bizarrely surreal it makes the brain hurt trying to understand it

Visiting Hours (1982)

Visiting Hours (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Taut and effective effort from the heyday of the slasher film, one of several films on the theme of a woman newscaster being stalked by a psycho. A young Michael Ironside goes to town on the role of the psycho and plays to the gallery with nastily effective results

Wrong is Right (1982)

Wrong is Right (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
International Political Thriller/Stolen Nuclear Weaponry

A sprawling international political thriller/satire about stolen nuclear weapons starring Sean Connery as a journalist