Fight Club (1999)

Fight Club (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Brawling Clubs/Anarchist Revolution/Split Personality

David Fincher tackles Chuck Palahniuk’s novel about secret brawling clubs. Maybe the only major studio film with an openly anarchist manifesto. Brilliant, incendiary, all over the map plotwise and thoroughly unique

The Seventh Victim (1943)

The Seventh Victim (1943) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Satanist Cult/Psychological Horror

One of the classic films from producer Val Lewton concerning a secret society of Satanists. An oppressive atmosphere of gloom and morbidity hangs over the film and, as always with Lewton, it comes with striking directorial effects that play on the imagination

The Lost Room (2006)

The Lost Room (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Everyday Objects with Mysterious Powers

One of the most conceptually ingenious tv mini-series ever created concerning a quest for objects from a mysterious hotel room that have been imbued with amazing powers.

Dilili in Paris (2018)

Dilili in Paris (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Journey Through Belle Epoque Paris

Michel Ocelot is one of the great underrated animators of the world. Here he makes an exquisite tribute to the Belle Epoque featuring appearances from names of the era and decked out in Steampunk inventions

Hostel (2005)

Hostel (2005) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sadism and Torture

The film that put the term Torture Porn on the map. Eli Roth determines to push boundaries with one of the most brutal films ever seen in mainstream release in the tale of tourists made prisoners at an East European hostel for paying clients to torture

The Bad Man (2018)

The Bad Man (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Couple Imprisoned by a Depraved Clown

This is one of the most twisted films I have ever come across in recent years in which a couple have their home invaded by a clown who makes them into his sexual playthings

Bodies (2023)

Bodies (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cross-Historical Detective Story/Time Travel

A smart, intelligent tv mini-series that conducts a murder mystery that ranges between the 1890s and 2050s, before arriving at an ingenious and clever SF explanation

Intacto (2001)

Intacto (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gambling on People's Luck Quotient/Thriller

Fascinating directorial debut from Spanish director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo about a man drawn into an underground society where people bet on the luck quotient of others

Most Beautiful Island (2017)

Most Beautiful Island (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman Drawn Into a Secret Underground Society

Ana Asensio, a Spanish immigrant, writes, directs and stars in a story about a cash-strapped Spanish immigrant who is forced to seek employment in a secret society in order to make ends meet (*)

Raze (2013)

Raze (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abducted Girls Forced to Fight to the Death

Fifty girls have been abducted and are paired off and forced to fight to the death with their bare hands in an arena – essentially Saw by way of Girlfight. A tautly streamlined and grittily effective effort that succeeds modestly well at everything it sets out to do

Son of Batman (2014)

Son of Batman (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Another of the DC Universe Original Animated Movies, this devoted to the character of Batman’s son Damian. Solid action, a well moving plot that makes good use of its characters, adding to a decent entry even if it is not up among the best of these animated DC films

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Darkweb Snuff Filmmaking Group

Unfriended had a unique novelty approach – everything took place in one take where the film screen was a computer screen. You wonder what a sequel can add to this. The surprise is that we get a film even better than the original

The Dark Red (2018)

The Dark Red (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychiatric Patient Claims to Have Psychic Powers

Underrated film in which a woman in an asylum insists that her baby has been stolen from her womb and that she has psychic powers. Or equally possibly she is delusional. This sits on an ambiguous fence with some subtlety

Batman vs. Robin (2015)

Batman vs. Robin (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Second in the trilogy of animated films dealing with Bruce Wayne’s son Damian who becomes the new Robin – this also adapts the massive Court of Owls crossover event, which provides a fascinating new nemesis for Batman

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Death Becomes Her (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Youth Serum Black Comedy

Robert Zemeckis film about an immortality treatment that digs a knife into Hollywood beauty treatments with a blackly funny knife. Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn have huge fun playing to the gallery and upstaging one another

Society (1989)

Society (1989)
Rating: ★★★
Secret Society of Shape Changers

The directorial debut for Brian Yuzna, this has a satiric and weirdly paranoid tone but what makes the film is its sensational display makeup effects involving a secret society of shapeshifting orgiasts

The Sin Eater (2003)

The Sin Eater (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Catholic Horror Film

Catholic horror film starring Heath Ledger miscast as a priest that flopped upon release. Despite confusion about how to sell the film, this is a fascinating piece of theological horror that plays out with an unusually strong and original script

Linkeroever (2008)

Linkeroever (2008) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mysterious Disappearance/Folk Horror

A Belgian film about a girl who moves in with her boyfriend and uncovers sinister secrets as she investigates the disappearance of the previous tenant

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004)

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adventure Film/Quest for Mythic Artifacts

The first of several tv movies that later became the basis of a tv series about a team that collect mythic artifacts. An unapologetic copy of the Indiana Jones films on a lesser budget and surprisingly more fun than I expected it to be

Trick (2019)

Trick (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Halloween Killer

In an era where horror has become safe and mainstream, where content is specifically marketed to PG-audiences, this film about a killer that strikes on Halloween comes with a ferocious gore-drenched enthusiasm

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Martial Arts Superhero

The Marvel onslaught continues with the resurrection of a martial artist superhero character from the 1970s, which becomes an energised action vehicle

The Soul Eater (2024)

The Soul Eater (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Police Procedural/Folk Boogeyman Killings

A French police procedural where detectives are plunged into a series of bizarre murders involving a child sacrifice cult and a folk boogeyman. From the directorial duo who started the whole French Extremism movement with Inside

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024)

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret Society Designed to Ease Racial Tensions/Satire

A satiric film based on Spike Lee’s idea of the Magical Negro, an African American who exists to deliver wisdom or magical influence to white people. This gets in some deftly amusing punches at US race relations

Escape Room (2019)

Escape Room (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Escape Room of Death Traps

The most high-profile of three identically titled films to come out around the same time all based around the popularity of escape rooms. This generates fair tension and has a certain WTF quality as the characters pass through each scenario

Elektra (2005)

Elektra (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Assassin Superheroine

A spinoff from the film version of Daredevil, this gives the comic-book character of the super-assassin Elektra her own film. This does not have a very good rap but comes with the benefit of some solidly exhilarating action scenes

Red Snow (2021)

Red Snow (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Romance Writer Meets a Real Vampire

This has the amusing idea of being a Martin for the Twilight era where a writer of vampire romances not at all modelled on Stephenie Meyer encounters a real vampire

Sacrifice (2016)

Sacrifice (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Ritual Murders/Secret Society

This comes with much promise – rune-covered bodies found on a remote island, ritual murders and a secret society that believe they are the descendants of Celtic supermen – that you wonder what caused the filmmakers to let it slip through their hands

Don’t Worry Darling (2022)

Don't Worry Darling (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Utopian Town

Actress Olivia Wilde creates a variant on The Stepford Wives set in an idyllic 1950s town where the women seem to be prisoners. Wilde is making a point about women’s issues but the plausibility of her SF scenario falls apart

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s phenomenally best-selling book. The book is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory (that people at the time managed to take seriously); Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021)

Batman: Soul of the Dragon (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero

An oddity among the animated Batman films. This seems less another Batman film – Bruce Wayne gets more screen time than Batman, for instance – than it does a homage to the 1970s martial arts film

The Stepford Wives (1975)

The Stepford Wives (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Android Housewife Replacements

Ira Levin’s original novel wherein the men of a town replace their wives with subservient android duplicates seems to have its satiric point blunted when it comes to the film adaptation

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

Sequel to the 1994 Street Fighter film based on the videogame, this provides the wall-to-wall action that the first film needed but falls down with a wimpily miscast heroine

A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting (2020)

A Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Monster-Hunting Babysitters/Young Adult

Adapted from a Young Adult series of books, this is a bland and utterly superficial film about a secret society of monster-hunting babysitters

13 (2010)

13 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Russian Roulette Gambling

The English-language remake of the Georgian 13 Tzameti about underground Russian Roulette gambling. This has an impressive cast line-up but lacks the stark tension of the original

13 Sins (2014)

13 Sins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Game of Deadly and Extreme Challenges

I was very impressed with Daniel Stamm’s previous film The Last Exorcism; this was his follow-up – a brutal English-language remake of a Thai film where people are offered the challenge of engaging in increasingly more malicious and extreme acts to win large sums of money

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Quest Through Past Lives

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

Tomb Raider (2018)

Tomb Raider (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

This reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame franchise is a mixed affair. On the plus side, the perpetually non-acting Angelina Jolie is replaced by Alicia Vikander who gives Lara Croft living, breathing emotions and actually gets to do engage in some proper tomb raiding

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020)

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Satire/Trump's Clone Fight The Devil in Space

A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch

The Pyx (1973)

The Pyx (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Murder Investigation/Devil Worship Cult

Difficult to find 1970s Canadian-made occult film that doesn’t quite live up to expectation. Mostly it is a police procedural and the devil worship cult angle only emerges as a left field ending in the last ten minutes.; Not tight enough as a detective story to fully work

The Houses October Built (2014)

The Houses October Built (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Extreme Halloween Attractions

A Found Footage film with a camera crew searching Halloween attractions for the most extreme haunt only to find something else. The film has a certain effect where we are not entirely sure what is real

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Monster Bash

Follow-up to the 2014 US-made Godzilla. This introduces other monsters from the Japanese series and tries to create a shared universe. However, when the film is all massively-scaled mass destruction, it seems hard to root for the monsters

Labyrinth (2012)

Labyrinth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Cross-Historical Search for the Holy Grail

Christopher (Creep, Triangle, Black Death) Smith has become one of the most underrated genre directors so I was anticipating his first venture into tv but this disappointingly feels like only a commercial project. The cross-historical quest for the Holy Grail story reads like warmed over Da Vinci Code

Glass (2019)

Glass (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Ordinary Superhero and Villains

Unbreakable was M. Night Shyamalan’s kitchen sink superhero film. Here he merges the characters from Unbreakable and Split to create his own shared universe. This could in effect be the kitchen sink version of The Avengers

Fountain of Youth (2025)

Fountain of Youth (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Quest for the Fountain of Youth/Adventure Film

Guy Ritchie makes an adventure film that pays homage to Indiana Jones and a host of other works concerning the quest for the Fountain of Youth. A superficial film killed by its constantly distracting flip banter

German Angst (2015)

German Angst (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
German Horror Anthology

Amid the 2010s spate of multi-director horror anthologies a la The ABCs of Death, V/H/S etc, this is a trio of tales from all German directors, the most well known of which is Jörg Buttgereit of Nekromantik infamy

Nothing But the Night (1972)

Nothing But the Night (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Mind Transplant Syndicate

The one and only film produced by Christopher Lee’s production company, this sets up an interesting premise about a mysterious orphanage but fails to quite make it work

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

The first film adaptation of the popular videogame was a big hit. It is a film largely premised around the personality mystique of Angelina Jolie. Outside of the Jolie presence, the film is a half-baked series of plot ends and action scenes taken from better films

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) poster
Rating:
Girl’s Dormitory Slasher

A remake of the work that has been cited as the first slasher film. This is less a horror film than a horror film that has been hijacked by a political agenda, delivered with a relentlessly loud and damning misandrist tone

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
Rating:
Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Adaptation/Demonic Avenger

Brian Yuzna’s adaptation of the cult comic-book is a disappointment that has tamed down any of the censorship-pushing controversy the original had and emerges as no more than a standard dark avenging superhero film

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) poster
Rating:
Egyptian Archaeology Adventure

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

The Institute (2017)

The Institute (2017) poster
Rating:
Sinister 19th Century Asylum/"True Story"

James Franco co-directs and stars as a sinister psychiatrist in a 19th Century asylum who subjects patients to drugs and mind control so they can play in elaborate orgies. Supposedly based on a true-life incident but considerably embellished, this fails entirely at making its setting convincing

Angels & Demons (2009)

Angels & Demons (2009) poster
Rating:
The Da Vinci Code Sequel

Ron Howard and Tom Hanks follow up their adaptation of The Da Vinci Code by turning to an earlier Dan Brown novel concerning conspiratorial goings-on in The Vatican but the show collapses amid absurdly contrived plotting

The Mummy (2017)

The Mummy (2017) poster
Rating:
Revived Mummy

The reboot of the Mummy series emerges as a wannabe Michael Bay film where even star Tom Cruise plays second banana to the CGI eye candy. Equally, an attempt to jumpstart a shared universe out of Universal’s Famous Monsters with the inclusion of Dr Jekyll seems awkward

The Hunters (2013)

The Hunters (2013) poster
Rating: ½
Quest for Fairytale Artefacts

The premise of a group of adventurers seeking artifacts from fairytales has mild possibilities but is given zero conviction by anybody involved. A sub-Indiana Jones adventure that was made as a tv pilot

The Stepford Children (1987)

The Stepford Children (1987) poster
Rating:
Android Teenager Replacements

The second of three sequels to The Stepford Wives. I found the original implausible on any level and this is quadrupled when you get to replacing their children with android duplicates. A film that has been generated without anybody sitting and thinking about the premise on a practical level