The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disfigued Madman's Campy Revenge

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983)

Adam and Eve vs the Cannibals (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Adam and Eve in the Prehistoric Wildness

A bizarre Italian film that recounts the Biblical story of Adam and Eve and then follows on from their banishment from Eden and into the wilderness where they encounter dinosaurs, cavemen and wild beasts

Angels in the Outfield (1994)

Angels in the Outfield (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Angels Aid Baseball Team

Disney remake of the old light fantasy film in which angels step in to aid a losing baseball team. This is pitched to family audiences and holds a surprisingly ardent evangelical message

Assassin 33 A.D. (2020)

Assassin 33 A.D. (2020) poster
Rating:
Christian Film/Time Traveller Seeks to Eliminate Jesus Christ

A faith-based film that comes with a great hook where a time-traveller seeks to go back and kill Jesus, eliminating Christianity from history

The Avenging Conscience or “Thou Shalt Not Kill” (1914)

The Avenging Conscience or Thou Shalt Not Kill (1914) poster
Rating: ★★½
Silent Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

The first full length Edgar Allan Poe film from D.W. Griffith of The Birth of a Nation fame. Rather than Roger Corman’s brooding Gothicism, Griffith waters Poe’s melancholia down to a banal Christian morality play

Bells of Innocence (2003)

Bells of Innocence (2003) poster
Rating: ★½
Christian Film/Sinister Small Town

Perhaps the strangest film on Chuck Norris’s cv – the film where Chuck plays an angel. A work of Christian horror where Chuck’s son Mike plays a decent man trapped in a sinister Western town of devil worshipping children

The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

Bridge to Terabithia (2007)

Bridge to Terabithia (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Magic World of Childhood Imagination

Made by Walden Media following the success of their The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, a well-made adaptation of a Christian children’s book even if it sits uncertainly between gentle realism and the push to make it a fantasy film

The Carpenter’s Son (2025)

The Carpenter's Son (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Film About the Life of Jesus

A horror film about the life of Jesus as a child. That’s not quite what we end up getting but it is enough to give this a bizarre freakshow appeal and get this site watching. Behind that though, this is surprisingly traditional

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of th Dwan Treader (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the Narnia films. Director Andrew Adamson seems so intent on copying Peter Jackson that the film becomes all epic fantasy flourishes and battle scenes to the exclusion of all else – even much of C.S. Lewis’s book

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003)

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Serial Killer Thriller

Luc Besson scripted sequel to the serial killer thriller The Crimson Rivers. However, in director Olivier Dahan’s hands, this emerges as a empty-headed series of shock images and random action scenes

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s phenomenally best-selling book. The book is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory (that people at the time managed to take seriously); Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

Deliver Us From Evil (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possession and Exorcism/"True Story"

I can’t quite decide whether to write Scott Derrickson off or not. His supposed true-life account of a NYPD cop turned exorcist rehashes every hackneyed possession cliche the horror genre has, yet there comes a point where Derrickson starts to argue faith and the film attains an odd conviction

The Devil’s Advocate (1997)

The Devil's Advocate (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Devil is a Lawyer

Despite a premise that sounds more like the punchline of a lawyer joke – The Devil played by Al Pacino is a high-price lawyer in New York – this is lushly produced, played seriously and comes with surprising theological depths

11-11-11 (2011)

11-11-11 (2011) poster
Rating:
Occult Film/Numerological Premonitions

Outside the Torture Porn genre, Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman delivers a loopy cross between The Number 23 and an occult film whose sole selling point is the significance of the date it was released

Evan Almighty (2007)

Evan Almighty (2007) poster
Rating:
Modern-Day Noah's Ark Comedy

Sequel to Bruce Almighty in which Steve Carell is transformed into a modern-day Noah. This was pitched to the Christian audiences but feels like a series of lame gags playing on Noah and the Ark devoid of any biblical context

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance -the first release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

The Fourth Man (1983)

The Fourth Man (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Precognitive Dreams/Deadly Seductress

One of the early films from Paul Verhoeven, an amusingly blasphemous tale that draws more than a little from Don’t Look Now with gay writer Jeroen Krabbe becoming wound into the dealings of femme fatale Renee Soutendijk

Good Omens (2019)

Good Omens (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical End Times/Antichrist Comedy

TV mini-series based on the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel that spoofs The Omen and Biblical End Times prophecies. The series is very close to the book as though it didn’t want to edit any precious gag

Greaser’s Palace (1972)

Greaser's Palace (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Acid Western/Christ-like Visitor

An example of the Acid Western, which combined the Western with psychedelic trippiness. Directed by Robert Downey Jr’s father, this is a surrealistic work about a Christ-like visitor in a zoot suit who turns up in a Western town

The Green Mile (1999)

The Green Mile (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Miracle-Healing Death Row Inmate/Stephen King Addaptation

Frank Darabont had a big hit with the Stephen King adaptation The Shawshank Redemption. This, another King adaptation concerning a Death Row inmate with healing powers, seems an attempt to repeat the same

Hail Mary (1984)

Hail Mary (1984) poster
Rating:
Modern Day Immaculate Conception

Controversy-laden Jean-Luc Godard film that offers an irreverent modern-day retelling of the Immaculate Conception. Ana musing idea that vanishes under Godard’s pretensions

Holidays (2016)

Holidays (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Another in the spate of horror anthologies from various directors with each episode here being set around a holiday. As with these films, some of the episodes work well, some end with a puzzled WTF and most somewhere in between

Hop (2011)

Hop (2011) poster
Rating:
Talking Easter Bunny

A film about the Easter Bunny that comes remarkably devoid of any significance of the meaning of Easter and only consists of the usual smartass talking animal antics

Knowing (2009)

Knowing (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Prophecies of Disaster

Alex Proyas seemed a highly promising genre director during the 1990s but went astray here. Nicolas Cage finding that a time capsule predicts a series of disasters before the film heads off into a strange Biblical End of the World scenario

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World, the coming of the Anti-Christ etc. There is a whole mini-industry of these films and, if one can take the preachiness, this is not entirely bad as the genre goes

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The second of the Kirk Cameron Biblical End Times films, which leave you critically divided – on one hand, they are quite competently made B movies, on the other the fundamentalist message is unpalatable

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023)

Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist (2023) poster
Rating:
Christian Anti-Christ Film

A revival of the Kirk Cameron starring Biblical End of the World films and a sequel to the Nicolas Cage starring reboot. Directed by and starring your favourite internet troll Kevin Sorbo

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016)

Left Behind – Vanished: Next Generation (2016) poster
Rating:
Young Adult/Christian Rapture Film

There have been the various Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage starring Left Behind films about the Biblical Rapture; this is an attempt to spin the same off for Young Adult audiences. Trying to set my bias as a non-believer aside and be as critcially neutral as possible, I still have to say this is not very good

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979)

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Earlier less well known adaptation of the C.S. Lewis book made for tv. This is far more faithful to the original story than some of the other films but is badly hampered by crude and primitive animation that results in an exceedingly simplistic rendering of the story

Man Facing Southeast (1986)

Man Facing Southeast (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Christ-like Alien Visitor in a Psychiatric Institution

An extraordinary Argentinean film about a patient in his asylum who calmly insists that he is an alien and begins to affect the inmates. Later uncreditedly ripped-off as K-PAX.

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017)

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Immortal Man

The Man from Earth built up a reasonable reputation with a simple concept – a 14,000 year old man tells his life story that comes with a killer of a twist. This sequel far less interestingly becomes a detective story about a group of students trying to find if their professor is the same character

The Martian Chronicles (1980)

The Martian Chronicles (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Human Colonisation of Mars/Ray Bradbury Adaptation

Ray Bradbury’s book about the human colonisation of Mars is an SF classic for its wistful, nostalgic poetry. This tv mini-series adaptation is killed by a lumbering director who over-explains Bradbury’s imagery in the most literal ways

Midwinter of the Spirit (2015)

Midwinter of the Spirit (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Woman Exorcist

Very impressive British mini-series about a woman exorcist. This dispenses with the usual head-turning, barf-bag theatrics and feels like the first theologically thought out work of its type, one that largely eschews horror effect to come together as a superbly well-written story

Monty Python’s The Life of Brian (1979)

Monty Python's The Life of Brian (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Accidental Messiah Absurdist Comedy

The Monty Python team’s finest hour, a wickedly irreverent spoof on Christianity that contains some of their most side-splitting gags

Mother! (2017)

Mother! (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Surreal Allegorical Drama

Darren Aronofsky’s surreal drama wildly divided critics – many panned, while others called it the Best Film of the Year – and was a box-office flop with general audiences. Naturally, what I thought the film was about was completely different to what Aronofsky stated the film was about

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical Legend

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

The Omen (1976)

The Omen (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Biblical End of the World/The Anti-Christ

This is where all the cliches of Devil Children began. A big hit among the 1970s occult boom, this is essentially Sunday tabloid Christianity – a lurid, doom-filled take on Book of Revelation End Times prophecies that moves with a slick polish and a series of schlocky deaths every few minutes

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

The Passion of the Christ (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Torture Film

Mel Gibson wants to give us a film that shows Jesus’s suffering leading up to the Crucifixion but has taken it to such an extreme that he has actually created a Torture Porn film that gives the Saw and Hostel franchises a run for their money

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Tomb Raiding Adventures

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s homage to the adventure films of the 1940s was a huge hit in its day, spawning several sequels and many imitators. The film is pure action and adventure, delivered with enormous charm and wit

Rapture-Palooza (2013)

Rapture Palooza (2013) poster
Rating:
Biblical End Times Comedy

There is irresistible appeal to the idea of a comedy that conducts a spoof of the Biblical Rapture. Despite a script from one of the Bill and Ted writers, this emerges as a remarkably unfunny film that consists of about an hour of Craig Robinson delivering crude sexual innuendos

Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013)

Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
The Biblical Rapture

One of a number of faith-produced films we have had since the late 90s that concern themselves with the arrival of The Rapture – this one even spawned a trilogy. This is passable if you can palate the relatively light sermonising and at least better written that the Left Behind films

Revelation Road: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013)

Revelation Road: The Sea of Glass and Fire (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
The Biblical Rapture

Not wishing to insult anyone’s beliefs but Christian cinema has produced some really bad films. With such lowered expectations, this Rapture film approaches halfway watchable with a story that somewhat resembles Mad Max 1 about a biker seeking vengeance against a decent man

Se7en (1995)

Se7en (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Serial Killer Thriller

Classic serial killer film from David Fincher, a superb effort from the casting to a script that seems weighted by the moral ills of the 20th Century to the unforgettable twist ending

Sea of Dust (2008)

Sea of Dust (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Mythical Figure of Prester John/Surreal Weirdness

An almost interesting low-budget film with artistic pretensions that invokes the mythic Christian figure of Prester John

Second Time Lucky (1984)

Second Time Lucky (1984) poster
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Adam and Eve Comedy

One of the most excruciatingly painful films ever made – a softcore comedy in which God and The Devil make a bet to replay the Garden of Eden by reincarnating Adam and Eve throughout history. Filled with ghastly over-the-top performances and much eye-rolling innuendo

Seeds of Destruction (2011)

Seeds of Destruction (2011) poster
Rating:
Massive Runaway Plant Roots

Cheap Syfy Channel CGI disaster spectacle about runaway plant roots – from the Garden of Eden, no less – growing to endanger the entire planet. Utterly formulaic and seeming to consist of no more than canned pieces of cliche action

The Shack (2017)

The Shack (2017) poster
Rating:
Man Invited to a Meeting with God

This comes with a fantastic conceptual hook “Man is invited to a meeting with God at a hut in the woods”. Alas, what we get is no more than a work of faith-based cinema that drowns in its feelgood Christianity Lite sentiments and appeal to Middle American wholesomeness

She Kills (2016)

She Kills (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Woman with a Vagina Possessed by Satan

Positively the most insane, offensive and over-the-top film I have seen in some time. A bride finds she has a vagina possessed by Satan and uses it to go all I Spit on Your Grave on the gang who ate her husband on her wedding night, resulting in an outrageous splatter bloodbath

Spriggan (1998)

Spriggan (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Alien Artefact/Psychic Kid Amok

Katsuhiro Otomo overseen anime about the discovery of Noah’s Ark, an alien artifact that gives a child vast psychic powers in a swathe of destruction not dissimilar to Akira

The Stand (1994)

The Stand (1994) poster
Rating:
Showdown Between the Forces of Good and Evil After the Collapse of Civilisation/Stephen King Adaptation

The Stand is regarded as Stephen King’s best novel, an epic that depicts the final showdown between good and evil in the aftermath of civilisation. The mini-series adaptation was alas placed into the ham fists of one of King’s worst adapters. Mick Garris