Cloak and Dagger (1984)
Rating: ★½
Children’s Spy Caper/Invisible Companion
Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Rating: ★★
Girl Rock Group’s Adventures/Cartoon in Live Action
Swordsman (1990)
Rating: ★★★
Hong Kong Flying Swordsmen Fantasy
Strange Behavior (1981)
Rating: ★★★
Mad Scientist/Mind Control Experiments
Tales of Terror (1962)
Rating: ★★★
Edgar Allan Poe Anthology
Wu Yen (2001)
Rating: ★★
Mischievous Fairy
Killer Tongue (1996)
Rating: ★
Possessed Tongue/Gonzo Monster Movie
Alien Cargo (1999)
Rating: ★★
Paranoia-Inducing Alien Virus
The Man Who Could Work Miracles (1937)
Rating: ★★★
Man Gains Miraculous Powers
Clash of the Titans (1981)
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure
Clan of the Cave Bear (1986)
Rating: ★★
Prehistoric Feminism
Butterfly & Sword (1993)
Rating: ★★★★
Hong Kong Flying Swordsmen Fantasy
Chandu the Magician (1932)
Rating: ★★½
Mystical Superhero
Pokemon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
Rating: ★
Animation/Cute Creatures
The Mighty Peking Man (1977)
Rating: ★
Giant Ape
Wendigo (2001)
Rating: ★★½
Backwoods Stalking/Native Indian Spirit
The Devil’s Envoys (1942)
Rating: ★★★★
The Devil Tempts Innocent Lovers
Dead & Buried (1981)
Rating: ★★
Town of Zombies
Ghosts on the Loose (1943)
Rating: ★
Idiots in a Sinister House
The Midnight Hour (1985)
Rating: ★★
Halloween Special
The Good Son (1993)
Rating: ★★
Psycho Child
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
Rating: ★
Two Idiots Meet the Mummy
The Cassandra Crossing (1976)
Rating: ★★
Plague-Infected Train/Disaster Movie
Mark of the Vampire (1935)
Rating: ★★
Vampires/Whodunnit
The Mind Benders (1962)
Rating: ★★½
Brainwashing Thriller
Embryo (1976)
Rating: ★
Evil Artificially-Birthed Woman
The Gorgon (1964)
Rating: ★★★★
The Medusa/Hammer Film
Dick Tracy (1945)
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Detective
Modern Vampires (1998)
Rating: ★★
Vampires
A Christmas Carol (1938)
Rating: ★★★½
Miser’s Redemption
Ladyhawke (1985)
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaeval Fantasy/Lovers Under Animal Transformation Curse
Spellbinder (1988)
Rating: ★★★
Pursuit by Satanic Cult
Dead of Night (1974)
Rating: ★★★
Return from the Dead
Bram Stoker’s Shadowbuilder (1997)
Rating: ★★★
Shadow Demon
The Lost Platoon (1989)
Rating: ★★½
Immortal Mercenaries
Zoltan … Hound of Dracula (1978)
Rating: ★
Dracula’s Dog
The Secret of Roan Inish (1994)
Rating: ★★★½
Irish Roots/Selkie Legend
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Rating: ★★★★★
Space Opera
Dolls (1987)
Rating: ★★
Malevolent Dolls
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
Rating: ★★★★
Sex-Themed Skits/Genre Spoofs
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Rating: ★★★★
Serial Killer
After Alice (1999)
Rating: ★★
Clairvoyant/Serial Killer Thriller
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Rating: ★★★
Two Idiots Meet the Monsters
Spy Kids (2001)
Rating: ★★★
Juvenile Spy Adventures
The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993)
Rating: ★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation
A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)
Rating: ★★★★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance
C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Rating: 0
Robot Dog/Children’s Film
The Collector (1965)
Rating: ★★½
Obsession and Abduction/Comedy-Thriller
Nadja (1994)
Rating: ★★★
Modern Vampire
Bio-Cops (2000)
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Zombie Comedy
Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
Rating: ★★
Talking Animals
Creatures the World Forgot (1971)
Rating: ★★½
Prehistory/Caveman Drama
Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter (1974)
Rating: ★★★
Hammer Vampire Hunter Film
The Comedy of Terrors (1963)
Rating: ★★★
Murderous Morticians Comedy
Spider-Man (1977)
Rating: ★
Comic-Book Superhero
Spiderman and the Dragon’s Challenge (1980)
Rating: 0
Comic-Book Superhero
Swordsman II (1992)
Rating: ★★★★
Hong Kong Flying Swordsmen Fantasy
Don’t Look Now (1973)
Rating: ★★★★½
Precognition
Document of the Dead (1989)
Rating: ★★½
George A. Romero Documentary
Camelot (1967)
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Musical
Timebomb (1991)
Rating: ★★★
Brainwashing/Action
Servants of Twilight (1991)
Rating: ★★
Pursuit by Crazed Cultists/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation
Disclosure (1994)
Rating: ★★★
Michael Crichton Adaptation/Sexual Harassment Thriller/Virtual Reality
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Anthology
Vamp (1986)
Rating: ★★
Vampire Nightclub
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
Rating: ★★
Space Opera
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Rating: 0
Immortal Combat/Dark Future
Cube (1997)
Rating: ★★★★
Mysterious Labyrinth
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
Rating: 0
Pagan Child Cult
Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight (1995)
Rating: ★★
Siege Against Demons
The Shining (1980)
Rating: ★★★★
Haunted Hotel/Cabin Fever/Stephen King Adaptation
Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (1999)
Rating: ★★★★
Japanese Monster Movie
Goldfinger (1964)
Rating: ★★★★
James Bond Film
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Alien Invasion
The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)
Rating: ★
Hammer Frankenstein/Comedy
Digimon: The Movie (2000)
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Cute Cyber-Creatures
Chain Reaction (1996)
Rating: ★★
Techno-Thriller
Dreams (1990)
Rating: ★★★★★
Japanese Ghost Story Anthology
I.K.U. (2000)
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Pornography/Sex Androids
Roujin Z (1991)
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Rampaging Hospital Bed
Angels in the Outfield (1951)
Rating: ★★½
Angels Aid Baseball Team
Martin (1976)
Rating: ★★★★★
Deconstructed Vampire
Cruising (1980)
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer/Gay Subculture
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966)
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Out West
Grim Prairie Tales (1990)
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Wild West Horror Tales
Ghoulies IV (1993)
Rating: 0
Malevolent Satanic Creatures
Impulse (1984)
Rating: ★★★
Mass Insanity Inducing Biospill
Millennium (1989)
Rating: ★★
Time Travel
The Whispering (1995)
Rating: ★★
Angel of Suicide
The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
Rating: ★★
Vampire Hunter Comedy
Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann (1982)
Rating: ★★½
Motorcyclist Time Travels to the Old West
Eraserhead (1977)
Rating: ★★★★½
Surrealist Weirdness
Flight to Mars (1951)
Rating: ★★
Mission to Mars
The Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Rating: ★★★★
Phantom of the Opera Rock Musical Parody
Day of the Dead (1985)
Rating: ★★★★½
Zombies
A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982)
Rating: ★★½
Period Sexual Rondeau Comedy
Orgazmo (1997)
Rating: ★★½
Mormon Porn Star Superhero
Memories (1995)
Rating: ★★★½
Anime Anthology
Monster Island (1981)
Rating: 0
Desert Island Adventures
15 Minutes (2001)
Rating: ★★
Media-Obsessed Psychos